Guru

things that make you go.. WTF...

Ooookay.

uh...........oh right, for help with skinstudio, visit the wincustomize wiki - http://wiki.wincustomize.com/wiki/SkinStudio

current customer and 0kb downloaded....time to get busy then...

  little early in the morning......but it's Friday. have another

I'm officially lost.

What about unofficially?

i muuuuuust has post!!!
ahh...that's betterer

I left out beliefs from this post, i'm just looking for other gurus and want to leave arguements out of this thread. -Jeremy Sr. 

In Australia a 'guru' is typically road-kill.  [think about how it sounds]

This is why cross post between forums is a bad idea. 

Road kill is like my problem with voices, I have to subdue all of them daily but I learn to quickly. -jeremy sr.

I said this in a previous post and I feel I should say it here :

2 kids a wife two parents 3 grandparents tons of aunts and uncles many nieces nephews cousins friends and not one hates me and wants me in jail.  I have taken 15 years to write 400 poems and study all music.   I created my brain in the 3 years I spent in a closet thinking about life.   I keep putting things into effect and they always grow, I have voices so I get opposition but I subdue them (I give them their opions) but they must respect my opions.   And I have had years where literally a million thoughts produced good and truthful results.   I am not the lame man.   And no one wants me in jail! except Religious Zealots. -Jeremy Sr. bent on tradition

I would eat it rather than smoke it but that is expensive can't wait. -Jeremy Sr.

Two elks were sitting in a tree, when a submarine landed in the tree next to them. Then the taller elk said to the tallest, "I think his mother shops in a grocery store."

Two elks were out flying one day, when one said to the other: "We can't fly!" To which the other one said: "Of course we can, since my legs are just the same length, especially the right one."

Two elks were shopping one day, when one of them spotted an orange. HE then joked to the other elk, "Look it is a banana."

It is possible to do pot is your point? -Jeremy Sr.

What's the differece between a cow?

No, it is a type of joke in Sweden, two elks do something completely pointless, illogical, and incomprehensible.

We have the same thing here in Illinois, USA, except we have politicians instead of elk.

And people laugh a bit awkwarly instead of jollily? I have heard of those...

Welcome my friends.  You may ask any three questions.

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?...

Yes

Really?...

Yes

You?....

Yes. Thank you, come again.

If you can't reach a real guru, you could always try THIS.  

All my knowledge deals with issues not babble and jokes, my writting may not be on the same beat as the reader. -Jeremy Sr.

It's certainly not on the same wavelength as its audience.

Or same planet.