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Get Well Po'!

Get Well Po'!

Smedley escapes from Rehab

OK. Enough is enough, Shmedley.

You've been trying one thing and another to duck out of your interviewing skinners. Now he's pretending to be sick. Really.

I figure you're milking a nose cold for all it's worth. It's gotten so bad that poor Harley had to put up with PDJ who's currently trapped all by himself at the old site. Not that he's unhappy there. Last I heard he was lonely but happy. Said it felt like home (guess how many visitors he gets). BUT his user number is now somewhere in the high 9 digits. I told him not to worry...someone was bound to give him the finger.

Po' wrote saying he's trapped in an E.R. in the G-d forsaken place called South Carolina and out of pain. [*doc says, "Thank you G-d"]. He wrote saying he got so much Demeral he was making porcine sounds and playing the air guitar. Good thing. He wasn't all that good on the real thing (he's actually great). He also willed me stuff he doesn't have. I gave it all back. I swear.

He said to say hello to everyone here (except Jim, who's nowhere to be found....he's 'hanging' around the old site).

So....

If you get a chance, leave a joke for Po' on this thread. He'll appreciate it and he said he'd even do a shop of me for the submitter of the best joke.

The drawback? He's the judge.

Soooooo...... Preemptively, I'm posting a pic of Po' losing to a seven year old playing his beloved Star Drek Game.

 

Whoops! I meant to post this one:

"Smedley Escapes From Rehab Again" 

 ....................... Sorry Po'.  hehehe

 

 

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Reply #51 Top

Adults can use any of these products. Children age two years and older can take diphenhydramine (Benadryl) and dimenhydrinate (>Dramamine). Children age six years and older can take cyclizine (>Marezine). For children over age 12 years, meclizine (>Bonine) is available. For the best results, you should take these drugs and repeat as needed according to the product instructions. Drowsiness is the most commonly reported side effect of these products. Benedryl should not be used in cases of Prostate hypertrophy.

You must take an additional step and research (or ask your Pharmacist if he/she isn't bloated with curried cabbage) whether the med you select interacts with any med you may be taking, or any other medical problem you might have. Gas is NOT a contraindication for these medicines.

Promethazine (not OTC) is the drug of choice (prescription) (but, Valium is used to treat sensitivity problems of the Vestibulum, btw...which sounds to me as if it could help).

Welcome, dear friend. Sorry, but a bad case of the booms and  v e r y  s l o w  loading made this response longer in coming than intended.

:)

Reply #52 Top

Thanks, Doc, I'll write that 'heads up' down and go see my pharmacist in the morning... I'll need something if I'm going to cope with this shifting business.

:sun:

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At least some of these painkillers could prevent you from spattering the bowl...

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cope with this shifting business.
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Do you always add superfluous 'f''s? ;)

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Do you always add superfluous 'f''s?
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That's better than a superfluous nipple.

 

Update - Referral for USC August 3rd.

On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car. After fighting the urge to hyperventilate and ask them if they were out of their minds (They don't know me like you all do), I said I would take the job. I may be on the road a lot and the opportunity to go to Georgia and be in the SAME STATE as skinhit was to good to pass up'. Hell, I would have taken it for minimum wage as long as I could use the job as an alibi excuse to visit that wonderful state.

The only thing that stresses me more than shit going bad is when it all suddenly seems to good to be true. Is there a medicine for that?

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Is he dead yet?...oh,hi PO...glad to see your still around. :-"

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On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car. After fighting the urge to hyperventilate and ask them if they were out of their minds (They don't know me like you all do), I said I would take the job. I may be on the road a lot and the opportunity to go to Georgia and be in the SAME STATE as skinhit was to good to pass up'. Hell, I would have taken it for minimum wage as long as I could use the job as an alibi excuse to visit that wonderful state.
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Wonderful news, Noah!

Be well, my friend and remember I still have a skype account if you feel like gabbing now and then B)

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Is he dead yet?.
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I still have a skype account if you feel like gabbing now and then
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I haven't been on skype or messenger for a while, but once things calm down I will be. Trying to get mobil installed on my phone.

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I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company.
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Didn't I comment that your a1949 would bring you good karma? I couldn't be happier for ya, Po'... you deserve! [*doc refuses to say just what  :X ]

Now then, as to third nipples:

LINK

LINK   Exerpt:

Nebbish as world conqueror?
Most people don’t count the original “Casino Royale” as a Bond movie. Those are people with no sense of fun. Everything doesn’t have to be non-stop grim testosterone poisoning all the time, does it?

We’re all grown-ups here and we can handle a wacky send-up with Woody Allen as the villainous “Dr. Noah,” can’t we?

 

Best of all? A question asked two years ago on Yahoo by a certain N.H. (wonder who that could be?) from of all places? Irmo, S.C.

 

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Quoting PoSmedley, reply 55

Do you always add superfluous 'f''s?


That's better than a superfluous nipple.



 

Update - Referral for USC August 3rd.

On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car. After fighting the urge to hyperventilate and ask them if they were out of their minds (They don't know me like you all do), I said I would take the job. I may be on the road a lot and the opportunity to go to Georgia and be in the SAME STATE as skinhit was to good to pass up'. Hell, I would have taken it for minimum wage as long as I could use the job as an alibi excuse to visit that wonderful state.

The only thing that stresses me more than shit going bad is when it all suddenly seems to good to be true. Is there a medicine for that?
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It looks like you got your tiny little miracle. I hope that it works out for you, Po'.

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At least some of these painkillers could prevent you from spattering the bowl...
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Nah, extreme internal heat ensures there's no bowl spatter... it's just gas, gas and more gas. :-"

On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car.
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Now that is really good news, my friend.  I am very pleased for you indeed, and all the best in your new employment :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

be in the SAME STATE as skinhit
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Is that even legal????   Seems to me, there'd be several code violations if you two were ever in the same place at the same time.  For a start, there'd be too much infectious laughter and hilarity, giggling to the extreme, and neighbours everywhere would be complaining.  Personally, I say go for it.  It might be a case of "there goes the neighbourhood" for some, but bugger 'em, right?

Now then, as to third nipples:
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These come in quite handy, so I'm told.  Me alien mate, Gorg, says they're brilliant, but then... women on his planet have 3 breasts, so he's used to the extra nipple.  Probably just as well they've got 3 tits, then!  If the extra nipple was on the same one I'd get mighty confused.

:w00t:

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Now that is really good news, my friend.
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Not necessarily, starkers. Think of the possible headlines:

"Vice Presidents Cheney and Smedley Go Hunting", "V.P. Cheney invites V.P. Smedley Hunting", "Cheney vs Smedley: The Face Off".

 

No....it could get really ugly...

 

be in the SAME STATE as skinhit


Is that even legal????
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Legal? Yes. Desirable? No. Georgia is simply not prepared for that. Hurricanes? Yes. Oil spills? Yes Nuclear war? Yes. skinny and smedley? Never.

 

Reply #63 Top

sorry to say PO but i stink at jokes

so here's hoping you feel better soon :inlove: