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Speed UB

Speed UB

As you all know, I'm a dick. So I'll tell you about one of my dicky adventures today.

Joining wipiluwo's game, I was happy to see this would be a serious game. Good winrates, names I knew, and lots of games played. Our third teammate was a lady/guy named Ms-Noob. Now as you may well know this was an eery sign.

And yes when we opened the game, our UB(MsNoob) raced toward mid with speed boots... and anklet. Seeing as this would be an instantloss(I was qot), I jumped the baggon. Hosting another game, and these people rejoin full of stories how they would crush my arrogant dickface with their immense skills. Although I tried to convince them that truly speed UB is a bad build, and truly speed UB is NOT A LATEGAME BUILD my massive Dickery shown through and they all left.

 

Please please help me.

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Reply #51 Top

Quoting Shiro_Sol, reply 50

Quoting lifekatana, reply 49What she said.
What -.- I'm a guy

I always thougtht you were A GIRL o.o

Reply #52 Top

Quoting synnworld, reply 51



Quoting Shiro_Sol,
reply 50

Quoting lifekatana, reply 49What she said.
What -.- I'm a guy


I always thougtht you were A GIRL
Why..?

Reply #53 Top

I...Don't....Know....

Reply #54 Top

rule 19

Reply #55 Top

Spite against somebody with monks is useless and at the end of game 2, takes to long to make dmg

 

and a lot of people do not get enemy, cause they spite and opponent can run away

 

Reply #56 Top

Quoting batpat10, reply 55
Spite against somebody with monks is useless and at the end of game 2, takes to long to make dmg

 

and a lot of people do not get enemy, cause they spite and opponent can run away

 
WTF are you talking about? spite? End game unless you are agaiunst either sedna/oak/ or a OC whos brainstorm actually works, if you spit on someone with less then 1500 hp they are as good as dead. Even if you don't speed stack; ub can still move faster then most demigods and stun any that tries to teleport.

Reply #57 Top

Almost every UB build should have some version of spit. Even against sedna you can be spitting grasping and oozing at the same time for MASSVIVE DAMAGE....

Reply #59 Top

Quoting batpat10, reply 58
you do not die, cause spite makes 1500 dmg in 10 secs, and you heal about 1000hp in the same time (per second + one monk)

So let me ask you this; wtf are you doing while they are busy healing? If you are simply spitting on them and watching then by your logic spit will suck, but if you are spitting and then pounding them hard with AA and stun then chances are you will out damage the heal.

Reply #61 Top

lmao, look out! PHD in Demigod in the house.

Reply #62 Top

Quoting batpat10, reply 60
21%vs78%, so who do you think knows more about the game and the way to play
HAHAHAHAHAHA I find it amazing people pull stats into a discussion when they can't create a logical argument to defend their illogical point. I have a theory; stats were created for people like batpat to use as a safe guard against others. Well have fun in your dillusional world ^_^

Reply #63 Top

Honestly, I don't know the specifics of here, but if a UB on my team goes boots of speed+ankelt, I know we're trouble. I doubt a quit was justified, but I've never seen a pure speed UB do well (I may be wrong, but against good players it's not really tenable imo).

Reply #64 Top

21%vs78%

52% vs 78% so what?!

It doesn't matter, ever seen stats of Apika and Belier ? 100% vs 78% yet they both suck and got banned for cheating. Why? cause stats don't matter especially since you forgot that the majority of lifekatana's games are with queen... How often have you won with queen? Now I've seen one good spit and run by Mexican888 but there were 2 noobs on each team who had no idea how to avoid it. Then again, I've played against obs and Esuzu BotS beast and got dominated 1v1 as a minion ereb... that doesn't happen against spit and run ever period if you think so ill play you 1v1 and you can see what mist does....

 

FOR THE LOVE OF DEMIGODS TALK TO YOUR TEAMMATES, DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT KATANA SAID HE WAS QUEEN? IT MEANS THAT HE WAS COMPLETELY DEPENDANT ON UB FOR PUSHING AND LANE CONTROL WHICH A SPIT BUILD DOES NOT OFFER!!! Just tell me how can you win without any lane control or pushing power? Even if you have 5+ kill lead if they get giants while you are at wr6 its gg. In short katana don't quit, just concede, everyone defending spit and run in a decent game with decent players you are wrong. With noobs its actually a great build, but its kinda like taking cape of mana on cata... its very specific to certain circumstances which were not met(from what i have read).

Finally replay so I can make sure i didn't break my capslock for no reason...

Macc

Reply #65 Top

lolololol  1v1 is not 3v3............

How often i have won with queen?

QoT is my best demigod............ She can old a line for her own against 2

Reply #66 Top

Quoting batpat10, reply 65
lolololol  1v1 is not 3v3............

How often i have won with queen?

QoT is my best demigod............ She can old a line for her own against 2

Queen of Thorns

Rank: 10

Wins: 4
Win Percentage: 100%
Losses: 0
Favor Points: 0 points
Total Games: 4
Total Playtime: 109 minutes

your 4 games as qot vs. your 61 as Erebus

Lord Erebus

Rank: 21

Wins: 50
Win Percentage: 82%
Losses: 11
Favor Points: 0 points
Total Games: 61
Total Playtime: 754 minutes

So don't give us that "QoT is my best demigod" bs it's not true.

Reply #68 Top

Thanks Maccillia. (although I don't agree with your argument that qot sucks) 

 

 

Reply #69 Top

Quoting Shiro_Sol, reply 66

Quoting batpat10, reply 65lolololol  1v1 is not 3v3............

How often i have won with queen?

QoT is my best demigod............ She can old a line for her own against 2















Queen of Thorns
Rank: 10
Wins: 4
Win Percentage: 100%
Losses: 0
Favor Points: 0 points
Total Games: 4
Total Playtime: 109 minutes









your 4 games as qot vs. your 61 as Erebus










Lord Erebus
Rank: 21
Wins: 50
Win Percentage: 82%
Losses: 11
Favor Points: 0 points
Total Games: 61
Total Playtime: 754 minutes






So don't give us that "QoT is my best demigod" bs it's not true.

 

Quoting batpat10, reply 65
lolololol  1v1 is not 3v3............

How often i have won with queen?

QoT is my best demigod............ She can old a line for her own against 2

 

It would be wise for you to stop posting now.

 

Reply #71 Top

She can, against squishies, as can almost every other demigod.

 

And yes Synn and I are more than happy to play you.

Reply #72 Top

I lol'd at you batpat you are a hyprocrit; you try to call me out for talking and all you seem to be doing is blah blah blah right now, and now try to play some macho act over the net XD. Sure I'll play you whatever won't mean a thing to me anyways.

Reply #75 Top

Quoting batpat10, reply 74
I want to see you guys at reallife ^^................there nobody would say anything ....

 

No one is going to be impressed when some lonely nerd starts making real life threats kid, just stfu.