lifekatana

Speed UB

Speed UB

As you all know, I'm a dick. So I'll tell you about one of my dicky adventures today.

Joining wipiluwo's game, I was happy to see this would be a serious game. Good winrates, names I knew, and lots of games played. Our third teammate was a lady/guy named Ms-Noob. Now as you may well know this was an eery sign.

And yes when we opened the game, our UB(MsNoob) raced toward mid with speed boots... and anklet. Seeing as this would be an instantloss(I was qot), I jumped the baggon. Hosting another game, and these people rejoin full of stories how they would crush my arrogant dickface with their immense skills. Although I tried to convince them that truly speed UB is a bad build, and truly speed UB is NOT A LATEGAME BUILD my massive Dickery shown through and they all left.

 

Please please help me.

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Reply #26 Top

I played with Ms Noob and they were pretty good.

Plus, I'm always more excited to play with or against someone who doesnt do the standard shitz.

Reply #30 Top

At work. :(

Talking to fools about their foolish problems.

Reply #31 Top

What kind of work do you do Teseer? I'd like to change this thread away from Lifekatana's dickery.

Reply #32 Top

Tech support for an anti-virus. People are so stupid it hurts.

Reply #33 Top

See? Everyone's hates me for being so intolerant of their builds. :grin:  

Reply #35 Top

I don't hate you LK, I just never want to play another game with you. In fact, I name most games "3v3, Anybody but LK or Heracles"

Reply #36 Top

Lol. Who is Heracles?

Like, the REAL Heracles? If so, why wouldnt you want to play with someone who should be dead?

Reply #37 Top

To be honest I can't remeber ever playing you Pfizzyhead, what Nazitrick did I pull on you?

Reply #38 Top

You just flamed me during game. Our third quit after five minutes, so there was no reason for you to rail at me...but it didn't stop you.

 

As for Heracles, check out the wall of shame thread and you will see his name a lot. He is an ass unconditional.

Reply #39 Top

I have to laugh at lifekatana, like everyone else.

I bashed your ub with my build, you had no chance.............

You are just a low leaver, that is all.

Nobody of the others left, we won against you.

Now all players are tired of your permanent flames and whinings.

You are a big wannabe, but low skilled.

No skilled players want to play with you in same team.

You are an epic fail at demigod!!!

Reply #40 Top

I aint mad at you lifekatana...

I just dont want to play on your team anymore, its not fun seeing you rip into people in my team and lower their morale.

learn from this, morale wins games too.

Reply #41 Top

The pure sweet whinnery in this thread is amazing, and I am not talking about LK.

Reply #42 Top

I have to laugh at lifekatana, like everyone else.

I bashed your ub with my build, you had no chance.............

You are just a low leaver, that is all.

Nobody of the others left, we won against you.

Now all players are tired of your permanent flames and whinings.

You are a big wannabe, but low skilled.

No skilled players want to play with you in same team.

You are an epic fail at demigod!!!

ummm you just lowered yourself to his level, I admit that LK can be a deush (and he is in this thread...) but so can everyone,

Basically, keep it in the hall of shame plz

Reply #43 Top

Like, the REAL Heracles? If so, why wouldnt you want to play with someone who should be dead?

Well, Heracles committed suicide of his physical body, but the god portion of his soul split and ascended to Mt. Olympus

Also, that's a brilliant account name for Demigod, considering Heracles is the most famous demigod of all!

Reply #44 Top

Quoting Maccilia, reply 42

I have to laugh at lifekatana, like everyone else.

I bashed your ub with my build, you had no chance.............

You are just a low leaver, that is all.

Nobody of the others left, we won against you.

Now all players are tired of your permanent flames and whinings.

You are a big wannabe, but low skilled.

No skilled players want to play with you in same team.

You are an epic fail at demigod!!!
ummm you just lowered yourself to his level, I admit that LK can be a deush (and he is in this thread...) but so can everyone,

Basically, keep it in the hall of shame plz

Is it hot in here or did Mac just burn someone?

Reply #45 Top

I have to laugh at lifekatana, like everyone else.

I bashed your ub with my build, you had no chance.............

You are just a low leaver, that is all.

Nobody of the others left, we won against you.

Now all players are tired of your permanent flames and whinings.

You are a big wannabe, but low skilled.

No skilled players want to play with you in same team.

You are an epic fail at demigod!!!

/Chromequote

 

You bashed my UB? Yeah sure. You didn't even play your own build or UB but hey whatever. You also played against me while being carried by Renz while we had a not so experienced player(he's a nice guy, no fault of his), so yeah. And everytime you join my lobby, you begin shouting at me and when I challenge you for a match you mysteriously dissapear.

 

 

 

 

Reply #46 Top

Boring posts........

Better get a rl, than beeing  greatest person at inet......all these 24/7

Quoting lifekatana, reply 16
I'm fine with people playing sub-optimal builds and I do it from time to time too, BUT NOT IN GOOD PLAYERS ONLY GAME FFS.
but this one is interesting.  I twas not a good players only game, because you took part.

 

Btw i do not skill spite....................

A match is not decided after 3 min.

A lot of 2600hp demigods ran away, if they see a ub coming (1550 hp).

At 3v3 my UB build is better help for team than every spite and blood UB.

 

 

 

Reply #48 Top

Quoting batpat10, reply 46

Btw i do not skill spite....................

A match is not decided after 3 min.

A lot of 2600hp demigods ran away, if they see a ub coming (1550 hp).

At 3v3 my UB build is better help for team than every spite and blood UB. 
If you are not hybrid and they are a decent player (if they have monks then...well gl with that)and have 1k more hp than you I really doubt they will run.

Reply #50 Top

Quoting lifekatana, reply 49
What she said.
What -.- I'm a guy