Banned for meeting her and not telling me.

Banned for what happens behind closed doors... tho not so much in this day and age, with people doing selfies to document every facet of their tech burdened lives.

banned for stretching

Banned for just cos you pull yours too hard.

Banned for that's how legends get started.    justsayin

banned for trying to be legendary

Banned for what can I say? Small things amuse me. hehe

Banned for thinking 'small things' are funny.

And Ryat... banned for becoming a legend in your own lunchtime.

Banned for making me look at you with new things to say.

Banned for saying new things without first road testing them.... I mean, you wouldn't want to 'steer' me wrong, would you?

banned for steerage

Banned for they're watching people steer... their vehicles.  

Banned for separating the herd... and no, cows don't give me the horn, tho I do play for high steaks.

banned for going for the herd

Banned for I've never herd such nonsense.

Banned for being out to pasture overlong.

Banned for I was put out to stud.... the pasture with a herd of good looking heifers was an added bonus.

banned for going out with a 2x4 piece of wood

Banned for the splinters that go with it, in all the wrong places.

Banned for Twitter,,, I mean Tweezers, to the rescue.

banned for being twitter patted

Banned for holocene headaches. 

banned for modernizing things

Banned for being too short to walk tall and look the world straight in the eye.

Banned for looking straight and missing the mark on the side......bump.