banned for bombing the scouts with blondies

Banned for the boy scouts and the girl guides... while the cubs look on in interest.

Ah, the intricacies of the mating ritual.

Banned for mating out of season.

banned for seasonal outings

Banned for even if not required.

Banned for requirements above and beyond the call of nature... as the howling of the wild dogs rides in on the icy wind of the barren moors

Banned forever moor.

Banned for being moor on than off

banned for offing 

Banned for knowing I'll undertake contracts if the price is right... cos I enjoy offing almost as much as on-ing.

Banned for awning your sale on this forum.

banned by contract

Banned on accounta.

banned by the department of insane cryptic knights

Banned for invoking knights of a lower order.... cos once a king always a king, and once a knight is enough

Banned for keeping count.

banned for keeping account of the bans

Banned for once banned always banned... and twice banned is more than enough.

banned for it isn't enough

Banned for making me mimic on a Monday morn.

banned for going red about it

Banned for yeah baby.

banned for going with the baby

Banned for not knowing my grandmother was a flaming redhead.

Banned for knowing a redhead with flaming hair and smokin' hot coffee always on the boil.