Bannned for allowing an illegal alien to use your phone to phone home, and also banned for transporting an illegal alien and flying without a permit.

banned for assuming illegal

Banned for classifying all aliens as illegal... ET came on an exchange student visa and copped a raw deal cos immigration couldn't phone home to confirm his student status or ascertain if he was male or female cos his thingybob isn't located in the same place.  On his planet, males thingybobs are on their left forefinger, and females just above their right arm... which explains why he frequently liked to tap women on the shoulder.

banned for pointless objectification

Banned for pointed barbs at pointless objectification... go throw your hapoon someplace it'll do no harm to wildlife or aliens with longer fingers than your own.

Banned for 

so

Banned for hope. A), Episode IV was a New Hope, but Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back was far better. , Hoping is to much like trying: Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

Banned for hoping the trekkies don't hear this.

Banned for such vigilance and observational skills as to notice a typo of enormous/monumental insignificance.... hence thou shalt be visited by the sins of the old geezer and behold a plague of rancid dung beetles of biblical proportions.

Quoting XIVMVIX, reply 17232

Banned for hope. A), Episode IV was a New Hope, but Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back was far better. , Hoping is to much like trying: Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

End of XIVMVIX's quote

Banned for there were NO star wars.... no siree.  Everybody forgot to load their guns so decided a picnic on Uranus was the better thing to do... not that Darth Vader enjoyed himself.  Nah, couldn't slip any sandwiches past his mouthpiece and went hungry.

Banned for following the star trekkies across the universe and getting your thingwybob stuck in a wormhole.

Banned for indeed.

banned for hurting me left foot

again

Banned for sticking yer left foot in the wormhole.... it was bound to twist and make you wanna shout. 

BTW, do you need a bandaid?

Banned for thinking you know what's going on inside a blackhole, when even light cannot escape to tell that tale... Did you observe Hawking Staking Radiation?

(d)(s)^2=?

Banned for thinking nothing escapes a black hole... and survive to tell the tale.  Well here am I!!!  My 1st marriage was a black hole and I got out in one piece.... tho only just.  Had I hung around any longer I was at risk of losing my sanity.  Oh, wait!  One can not lose that which one never had.

Banned for not going to the local lost and found for recovery.

banned for poor recovery

Banned for recovery is not always the first consideration... not when the ambo's give you a tube of happy gas to suck on and it's like you're viewing life through rose coloured glasses with an instant replay button for all the good bits.

Banned for excruciating ciecumstances that amount to not much and pyro says......banned for etc.

banned for banning twice in one sentence with misspellings

Banned for stealing the r and replacing it with the e.

Banned for sounds like borrowing. . .  With a twist. .  

banned for twisting and shouting

Banned for that was a dance. 

banned for animal house soundtracks