Banned for jesting with an inferior fool of the opposing-guest-monarch's court... One simply does not behave like any common buffoon to entertain the lords and especially the ladies.

Banned for being up past your bedtime...  where, if you behaved like a buffon and tickled the lady's fancy enough, you might get to engage in some horizontal dancing that both illuminates her AND allows you to get some dirty water off your chest.

Banned for not passing the Grey Poupon. 

Banned for passing the buck to ensure you got the Pink Palisade and not the Grey Poupon.... next time we play pass the parcel you're going first so's we avoid that scenario altogether.

banned for parcel posting

Banned for not licking the stamps properly... some fell off and now the parclel will only get a 1/3 of the way to its destination.

banned for thinking I used stamps

Banned for I do, and you didn't lick them properly for me... and don't try to say that my tongue is longer than yours.  It has been revealed that you can lick your own eyebrows... without having to remove your top dentures.

banned for denture talk

Banned for setting the tongues a wagging what with all the gum flapping.  justsayin

banned for gummy talk

Banned for the gummy shark can still take your arm/leg.... just takes him longer to bite it off, that's all.

banned for sharking me

Banned for you're the one who got in the water... can't blame me for the gummy shark sucking on your big toe. 

Just sayin', if you didn't like it, you'e the one who should have stopped it before it reached your ankle.

banned for ankle deep water

Banned for being caught ankle deep attempting to ford the River Styx. Had you no coin to pay the toll for the ferry? Now you shall be forever bound, unable to cross over to the Underworld and unable to return to this one.

Banned for reference to a mythological river a gummy shark wouldn't be seen dead in.... or alive in.

   Banned for gummy bears,  mmm  Jujubes.  Mmm     I've served up shark, even had  a couple in an aquarium.  And need I mention Sharknado.  Woohoo                   I   sharks.

banned for not fearing the bull shark

Banned for enjoying my Jujubes, but not sharing them with others. Sharing is caring. Your selfishness with my package has undoubtedly left others envious. It was a big package, there was enough Jujubes for all-- er, at least more than one.

banned for poor package handling

Banned for handling other peoples packages.... then asking for their autographs afterwards.

banned for not seeing the money making potential of all those autographs

Banned for did I hear, "money making potential"?    Where does one sign up?  

banned for not noticing that you need to sign here for that