Banned for gettin' me involved. I'd go for the innocent look but its being used. Starkers don't wanna give it up.

And personal ban for starting a new page.

*slinks back into shadow*

banned for getting personal

Banned for personalizing a banana.

banned for 30,000 lbs of bananas

Banned for going apeth over long fruit in yellow skins..... and if there's no trees handy, I hear swinging from the chandeliers can be quite rewarding.

banned for not holding your liqour

Banned fer it's not for holdin' but fer drinkin'.... skoll.

banned for deliberate misspelling for accent talk

Banned for foreign dictionary intervention.... and how the fech did you know which accent I used?  Last I heard it was a bit of Somali laced with a bit of Kurdistani and topped off with a bit of Ibrahamisi in C-Flat.

banned for flattening it out

Banned for suggesting I prefer potholes to bumps... thre's simply NO contest.

Banned for talking about our roads.   Freeze, thaw, freeze , thaw... In a word.. havoc.  Which is why another word for summer is construction over here.

banned for construction in summer

Its too hot!

Banned for bitching yet again about weather you claimed not to get....  and you don't know potholes until you see one an 18 wheeler can get lost in.

banned for potting holes

Banned for potting pot plants...  and do you use horse sh*t or cow sh*t to fertilise your geraniums?

banned for *

Banned for failure to elaborate... why the f**K c*n't you say it h*w it r**lly is i r*al time lang*age?

Banned for excessively unnecessary asterisk use in a sentence that wasn't properly capitalized.

Banned for intention.

banned for coming after infinity

Banned for your welcome. 

Banned for tiptoeing thru the tulips in bare feet....just be careful of the prickles in the park.

Banned for warning me of unavoidable unfortunate circumstances and situations.  There really is nowhere too run.  Unless you know someplace or somf'n ....  ?

Banned for not going deeper down the rabbit hole.