banned for going with the unscientific and disproven concept of 10% brain usage

Banned for thinking they pulled that number out of a hat.  sheesh

  It was a short draw.  

banned for not knowing where that number came from

Banned for giving up my jig.  (jig is up, getit:)  

banned for getting jiggy with it

Banned for can't stop now. hehe

Banned for barefoot dancing in the park.... and for the jiggy jig, which is a horizontal dance that should be confined to indoors on rainy days.

banned for rainy days

Banned for bitching about the weather.  Some people don't get any weather at all, so be grateful for what you get

banned for I live in an area that gets no weather at all

Except for Sun. Lots and Lots of Sun!

Banned for understating the facts...Az gets cold in Winter as well... which IS weather, as is clearly defined by the difference between hot and cold.

Also banned for crying poor and hoping somebody would send you some of their weather.... if you want it, do your own rain dance,

banned for wanting me to dance

You don't want to see me dance.

Banned for having no rhythm.... but no matter, you can prance around like a fairy 'til the rain comes.  Hopefully it's emptied out of the buckets beforehand

Banned for freestyle in the rain.  

banned for taking the rain away

Banned for not taking better care of it... had you done so it mightn't have run off with a total stranger in a pink bikini

Banned for yes, I can do that.      @#17040

Banned for not offering sooner, then running off with his rain as per #17041... you're not gonna get a tan that way, ya know.

banned for tanning your own hide

Banned for fact: good teeth are required to tan hides. Bring on those big yellow corn on the cob teeth. They're perfect for this. 

Banned for corn cob calamaties... first, grandad breaks his dentures on one, then grandma's taken to hospital after sitting on another at the BBQ.

banned for cobbing along

Banned for better meds can help with that.   And bionics.

banned for wanting to speed up the end of the world with better meds and bionics

Banned for not seeing the end of the world comes at the hands of giant alien  potatoes... when dropped from a great height above the Earth, life as we know it will be obliterated and a new class of vegan will rise from the potato patch.

Alternatively, we'll wipe ourselves out with some ill-conceived idea derived from an Apple invention it stole from the DOD,