Banned for thinking insanity isn't normal.

Mwaaa ha ha! Top of page. Beat that!

Baaned for thinking the top of the page is something to covet.... I prefer the 'bottom'  ..... and hey diddle diddle I can play the fiddle.... up the sides and down the middle.

banned for fiddly bits

Banned for not reading the new book: Russian Rupture by Ivan Ripabollockoff.

banned for clear ripoff

Banned for confusing 'Rip-off' with 'Reboot'

banned for doing the same things and expecting something different

banned law of chance something different will happen

Banned for riding the gravy train... and did you see the size of that crazy diamond?

Banned for "Rocking" it.   hehe

banned for not shining on or shining down

Banned for jazzing it up instead.... and you're not entitled to rap somebody across the knuckles for giving you the blues because they liked to swing from the chandeliers and pop the helium balloons, which then fell to the ground like heavy metal and littered the disco floor, where Jim was behaving like a punk who displayed classical symptoms of be-bop syndrome

banned for bold statements

Banned for stating.

Banned for the obvious. 

Banned for seeking the not so obvious between the lines.... and no, I'm not stalking you just because I reply to your posts more than others do.

Banned for now that you mention it...       .     I think I do the same on the flip side.  

But then again, you do have that gift.  hehe

Banned for turning the tide.... but at least now you have more beach real estate on which to sunbake... otherwise or topless

Banned for beach time is coming.     In the double digits today.   20c on Tuesday...  OMG    

And you guys are so freak'n lucky you don't need shirts.     I wish.  

Banned for you don't need to be jealous about shirtlessness... just be sure to put on some sunscreen... and being you're wearing 'something' do we get to see the selfies?

Also banned for sowing the seed that made me think of that.

banned for trying to reap the harvest

Banned because it isn't melon season.

Banned for forgetting about the puppies.... they need to be taken for walks out in the fresh air as well.

banned for puppy love

Banned for I always loved them puppies