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forum 'ban game' two

forum 'ban game' two

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol

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Reply #16526 Top

Banned for the urban legend of the beautiful naked woman who jumps out from behind the bushes and scares people.... every town should have one.

Reply #16527 Top

banned for legends of squirrels

Reply #16528 Top

Banned for not knowing the 'squirrel grip' is now being used by police to detain unruly drunks... one such man complained he sang soprano for more than a week after being 'latched' onto by a police officer during a bar fight.

:-"

Reply #16529 Top

banned for bar fights

Reply #16530 Top

Banned for not knowing rule number one. 

Reply #16531 Top

banned for space quests

Reply #16532 Top

Banned for why not and knot knowing how to tie one... didn't boy scouts teach you anything?

Reply #16533 Top

Banned for naughty boys in suits and ties.  

Reply #16534 Top

banned because if they were dressed any other way they would be creepy

Reply #16535 Top

Banned for horror stories 'round the camp fire... and creepy little boys dressed in their pyjamas near peeing themselves.

Reply #16536 Top

Banned for catheters fix that little problem. 

Reply #16537 Top

Banned for hospital jokes.... besides, I wouldn't trust a bunch of creepy kids around the camp fire with bags of pee.  Let's just say I doubt that the fire wouldn't be all they'd put out before turning in.

}:)

Reply #16538 Top

Banned for campfire melancholy feelings.  March 1rst. is Meteorological Spring Day.   :sun:

Reply #16539 Top

Banned for the Spring in your step... now give it back to the Meterological Bureau before they notice it's missing.

Reply #16540 Top

banned for long days of buying kids beds and putting them together

Reply #16541 Top

Banned for shopping is the best. And I actually enjoy putting anything together. Music while putting the puzzle together is negotiable. 

Reply #16542 Top

banned for going for the shopping bug

Reply #16543 Top

Banned for my spider sense sees set up.   

Reply #16544 Top

Banned for getting bitten by a radioactive spider.... and beware, the web is closing in on non-believers.

Reply #16545 Top

banned for non believers, may they perish into nothingness

Reply #16546 Top

Banned for nothingness is overrated and not exactly a genuwine reality.... it's there but it isn't.

Reply #16547 Top

banned for not understanding the 7th and 8th dimensions

Reply #16548 Top

Banned for those are irrelevant in the greater scheme of things... now it's the 21st dimension and the god-phase, which allows you to travel to parallel universes and be omnipotent.

Reply #16549 Top

Banned for omnipotence..... mmmmm    MMmmmm!

Reply #16550 Top

banned for using drugs to keep yourself active