Banned for preferring flat boobies.

Banned for there's no such thing as 'flat' boobies in my visual range and/or fantasies... nah, they're all ear muffs to me.

Banned for warmth being an operative word there.  

Banned for cooling is the required option here right now... so after a wet T-shirt competition would be the way to go.  I could bury my face between the chilled mounds while the headlights shine in my ears.

banned for concepts unknown

Banned for naivety and concepts as old as time itself.... now get with the program or hand over the reigns to someone who truly values a dallyance in the vestibule of life in the fast lane.

banned for assuming its me that is naive

Banned for I never assume cos it makes an ASS out of U and ME... but if you aren't naive then you might be a knave

Banned for not realizing how taxing guiding the future and raising children can be. justsayin

Banned for I know only too well about raising children after my 1st wife walked out so she could do her own thing... as of that moment I became the sole parent of a 4 year old son and a 6 week old daughter..  Mind you, I'd do it all again, though armed with hindsight I'd likely do a better job of it... fewer mistakes, etc.

Also banned for trying to guide the future.... take care of today and the rest will look after itself.

Banned for "carpe diem" on the down low. 

Banned for carp getting past the damme and finding their way upstream... the trout are not impressed.

banned for salmon treats

Banned for waiting atop the waterfall like a bear.... and don't believe for one moment the salmon get any treats.

Banned for smoked anything salmon. [teriyaki, alder, cherry, hickory, yummers.]    Fresh fish right off the fishing boats at the docks. OMG 

banned for being fresh

Banned for preferring it after being hung for a month in a dirty old fishmonger's back room... where he also hangs his dirty old socks for next time.

So no, it's not that the fish is smoked... no it has picked up the flavour of his pungent toe jam.

banned for toe jam football

Banned for jam is scrummy on toast for brekky... but it tastes like crap when licked off a football.

  Banned for jamming crap in a football.            And no way to toast it.

Banned for only watching football to perv on the players arses in those tight shorts.

banned for watching the tight shorts

Banned for I only noticed them after you told me to watch out for the "cute butts" on Friday Night Football.  

Banned myself for inadvertantly double posting.  OOOOPS!!!!

Banned for twice as much of you.....;)  And for making me erase my 8.1 on my repair loop laptop And replace with an old xp I have. . omg. Wish me well.