Banned for being handy.

Banned for hands on is a good approach... shows decisiveness and a propensity to get on with things while others procrastinate.

Also banned for Paul Simon got his Garfunkel caught in his zipper.

banned for wanting me to think

Banned for making me think. 

Banned for a rolling stone that gathers no moss has to keep warm somehow... so he becomes somebody's pet rock and lives as snug as a bug in a rug for the rest of his life

Bannned for rolling moss while getting stoned with pet rocks and bugs.

banned for rocking and rolling

Banned for gonna be doing that inside tonight.     -40c  yadayada

banned for chilling out

Banned for chilling the pipes... and it's no use blowing in the bag cos the piper's calling you to join him and a lady we all know

banned for using a saying that goes over like a lead ballon

Banned for mentioning blown up stuff with starkers nearby.   

Banned for using the starkers name in vain... and the last time I blew something up, ne'er a warm breath passed my lips. 

Mind you, those 60c firecrackers make a heck of a mess of a letterbox.

banned for starkers and letterboxes

Banned for thinking that... if I'm checking for mail I'll have a robe on at least. 

Unless of course it's Full Moon, which means my rude bits are covered by fur.

banned for furry behinds

Banned for not going bald on their backs.  And legs.    Those hairy guys must hate on that. justsayin       (unless they do)

Banned for some hairy guys have issues finding the business end of their equipment... and old firemen never die, their hoses just get shorter.

banned for shortening your hose

Banned for less is not more in this case.

banned for cases

Banned for boxes full of ticky tacky and they all look the same.... then there's those boxes people sit in front of all night cos they don't have flat-screen TVs.

banned for flat boxes

Banned for flat tops... I prefer ones with boobies in them.

banned for wanting boobies on heads