Banned for to much of that can create back up.  And dance moves.

banned for using 'to' instead of 'too'

Banned for noticing.  

banned for getting all mushy about it

Banned for the wrong kind of mushy can send ya on a bad trip.... best stick with supermarket ones to be sure, to be sure.

Banned for sandwiching a 2 between 2 9's

Banned for sandwiching grey matter between 2 ears... or did you?

banned for gray does matter

Banned as a matter of.

Banned for the matter was resolved by grey haired old gentlemen with very long noses and knew everyone's business.

Banned for mother nature has fun with these quirks.  (reminded me)   lol 

banned for cat tails

and stuff

Banned for the stuff nightmares am made of... and leave pussy body parts out of it.

banned, so stuff it

Banned for stuff and such.  

Banned for such stuff and stuff.

Banned for turkey stuffing around the corner..

banned for Marianas Turkey Shoot

Banned for the last turkey shoot you went on was at the supermarket.... and shooting a frozen turkey with a camera does not count.

Banned for making a gobble, gobble sound and then being gobble, gobbled down. 

Banned for that ban could have rather naughty connotations... I for one didn't have a naughty thought, not at all , but you can bet others around here will have.

banned for assuming others have had naughty connotations

Banned for not admitting you had thoughts of oral s...s..... shenanigans.

The last time I engaged in 'oral' sex I talked all night about it.

Banned for crazy, crazy thoughts.

banned for video posting