banned for mooning over it

Banned by the light of the moon.

Banned for back door exposure.

banned for banning internet

Banned for banning summer.

banned because you don't have the summers I do

Banned for my summer's are no longer the same.. They used to last till end of Oct.  With bad weather starting on Halloween.  mostly  Makes me wonder how this winter will be.      Your sandstorms are super freaky.  aaahh!

banned because the sandstorms are nothing and usually means cool weather coming

Banned for a storm in a tea cup... or in your case, coffee cup. 

Unless you have it in a mug... which then would mean you're on a mug's game in summer undies and the cooler weather 'll freeze yer arse orf.

banned for making me coffee

Ugh, nasty stuff. Give me a good cup of tea any day.

Banned for not specifying tea in the beverages section on your order... oh well, I hear coffee's not too bad at cleaning shoes.

Banned for caffeine deficiencies.

banned for assuming caffeine deficiencies

There are other ways.

Banned    , .   

banned for coffee

Banned for you don't want that cup runnithing over. 

banned for not wanting the blessings to runnith over

Banned for hot runneth could take the fun out of it.  Not that there's anything wrong with that..   

Banned for running out of stuff.

Banned for stuff running.

banned for black cats

Banned for being a pussy prejudicial posing as a pontificating parliamentarian protecting Peruvian parrots.

Banned for p p's.

Banned because pee pees are essential to the natural order of things... you try holding on after a dozen or so coffees.

banned for holding it