banned for being right brained

banned for crumbed brains are nice with cheese sauce and vegetables with sour mashed potatoes

Banned for not considering dietary supplements.

banned for they're cooked in with the brains... all the vitamins and minerals you could ever want or need.

Speaking of brains, it reminds me of the bloke who needed a brain transplant because he'd worn his out doing multiple calculations as a mathematics professor.  The surgeon told him that it wouldn't be cheap, that his services alone would be $50,000, and the anesthetist would be another 35,000, with the operating theatre and staff and his stay coming to around $60,000.  He was told it was standard to pay around $145.000 for such a procedure, but that he had a choice of brains.

"What do you mean, doc, my choice of brain?"

The surgeon proceeded to explain the choices and relevant prices to him: "Well, for example, you could have an Irish brain, which comes in at $20 a pound; or a Canadian brain for $40 a pound; a Scottish brain for $60 a pound; an English brain for $100 a pound, and an American brain for S1150 a pound."

"Geez, doc, why are the American brains so much more per pound when compared to the others?"

The surgeon replies: "Well that's very simple!  While an English, Irish or Scottish brain may weigh around 7lbs, and a Canadian one around 5lbs, it takes quite a few American brains to make up a pound."

Yeah, I know...

Banned for story time.

Banned for flying so low under the radar they used sonar instead

Banned for preventing albinoes from moontanning. 

banned for a short time

Banned for precisely six minutes past eternity

Banned into the ass end of nowhere.

Banned for impersonating the Legendary Sith Lord Darth Reven. Lol.

DARCA

Banned for not watching Elvis impersonators.

Banned from Las Vegas.

Banned for impersonating an avatar.

Banned for impersonating the real you... cos everybody knows you're someone else

Banned for knowing my secret.

Banned for giving DARCA something to do.

Banned for starkers maybe being Uvah

Banned for Uvah maybe being Starkers.

Banned for smoking stuff that makes you say weird shit... I'm only Uvah when I'm in trouble and he's not.

And he's only me when I need somebody else to tap the rap

banned for multi banning

That ain't right man.

Banned for truly scaring me. And making me laugh.

banned for laughing

Banned 'cause I are a hard act to follow.

"Line up there little doggies"

Banned for being a bad dog trainer.