banned for selfies

Banned for not being satisfied with selfies not containing nude or partially nude content.

Banned by the NNA. (Nudie Nudists Anonymous)

Banned by the MOBONNAS     [Most Outlandishly Brazen Of Nudie Nudes Associated Society]

Also nabbed... and banned for using you binoculars while at a viewing vantage point across the road from Nudie Nude Headquarters.

Someone will be over to confiscate them shortly.

Banned for going there. 

banned for going where

banned if you don't know by now.... nobody's tellin' ya

Banned for keeping secrets.

Banned for keeping your own secret and not telling Ryat that you know exactly where it is.

I was gonna say for to get down off yer high horse, but I see it's a bike.... so carry on.

banned for bike mentalities

Banned because you've obviously not sniffed a girl's bicycle seat.

banned for going there again

Banned for going there again.   hehe

banned by the hehe committee

Banned by the Ho Ho Committee, The Ha Ha committee and the Liberal Ladies Old Teabag Society, which meets every 2nd Monday afternoon to study, discuss and sketch the nude male anatomy.  It doesn't pay well, but they are always looking for new models [seems the old birds wear 'em out pretty quickly] and they do lovely all-you-can-eat Devonshire Teas during the breaks.

banned for being tea bagged

Banned for it is better for you than coffee.

And another thing, what's this I hear about you getting somewhat 'excited' while posing nude for the old society ladies?

One of them was heard to say: "I'll never touch a pink jelly bean again!"

Banned for burning.

Banned for incessant diatribing.

banned for chuck norris

One does not ban Chuck Norris without consequences...

Banned for a goofy gif.

Banned fo Goofy didn't gif...he gaffed. Get it right......or left, depending on which way you're lookin'.

Banned for multi-directional confusion in the 1st degree... and again, it's a case of your left hand not knowing what your right hand was doing and getting jealous.

You should learn to change hands every so often... then if you break your right hand you can still feed your face with the left... or vice versa if you're a mollyduker [left handed]

Banned 'cause I'd rather be this ^ than this...a mollyduker? Weird.