Banned for shuddering after it was officially replaced by King Leopold the 93rd with sputtering.

banned for not realizing that Rigel the 16th is still around and will be back for revenge

Banned for bringing up an obsolete Rigel... and being he lost his dentures when upchucking in the toilet, his bark is only barely worse than his bite.

Hehe, that'll teach him to get wasted on cheap wine.

banned for thinking the wine was cheap

Banned for cheap wine is never the answer.   A sparkly champagne, now we're talking.

banned for making me go to work

Banned for yes I did. There's this crazy sale on shoes,,,,     For men I mean.

Banned for not going with the sausages because the lobster was 5% off... but then again, if you seafood ya wanna eat it.

Oh, and banned for not tipping me off on a crazy sale on undies... for men, that is. 

Last time I went to a womens underwear sale they wouldn't let me in the ladies change rooms to try on the ones I fancied... and there were a few.... like the buxom blonde with a gorgeous smile and legs that went on forever

Banned for no bull?   And you never buy underwear on sale sweetie. 

  Exibit A               .

banned for exhibiting

Banned for being a closet exhibitionist.... now who the fech is gonna see ya flashing in there? 

Get out and share your shame with the world.

banned for assuming its shame

Unless you apply it to others who are shamed by my beauty.

Banned for the the perpetuation of self-exaggeration against the general population of this or that nation... then doing a pirouette in celebration of self education involving matriculation and solo masturbation due to exacerbated frustration of it becoming your preoccupation rather than your salvation.

Compared to your 'beauty' my arse.

Banned for Arsenio Hall is back on late night. Leno's leaving, again.  He'll probably make another come back cuz he's got his replacement beat.

But the only one I'd go out of my way to see is D. Letterman.

Banned for talk show hosts are a dime a dozen and about as funny as an upchuck in a balaclava.... and that Conan idiot, needs a good slap around the jowls.

I very rarely watch TV... most of it is crap and what isn't is rubbish.  There's about a half dozen or so scripted shows I watch when they're on, but other than that I can't be bothered.  Can't stand reality, lifestyle or 99% of sport so buy or rent stuff on DVD or Bluray that does interest me.

Oh, and banned for when you take the nio off Arsenio leaves you with an Arse.

banned for mocking TV

Oh wait, that's a good thing. Carry on.

Banned for it's prick of a job, but somebody's gotta do it.  And why not me?  There's so much crap on TV... like feching oodles of it, every feching day, all feching day, and I love feching bitching.

Banned for remind me to not encourage you.  lol       I like tv. Been without and it doesn't matter much what with the internet. But I could not do without the internet, where I can watch my fave tv shows.

banned for not learning to be without

Banned for not realizing without is never ideal. Unless it's anger, prejudice, or strife.

banned because anger can be justifiable and prejudice against certain actions is acceptable

Banned for everything is justifiable in a perfect world.... because there is no anger, prejudice or untoward actions in a perfect world.

Also banned for not living in a perfect world... where hookers are free and bankers throw out wads of $100 bills into the street.

banned for I contend that prejudice against certain actions would be needed for a perfect world

After all, prejudice against such actions as murder, theft, and ban games would be necessary for perfection.

Banned for a perfect world would be a me getting whatever I want whenever I want.      Yeah, that could work.

Banned for a perfect world where self-indulgence reigns would become an imperfect world of moral decay and corruption.

But, it'd last long enough for you and I to extract all our wants and desires, hey.