Banned for making me google google reader.

banned for googling

Banned for google reader sounds like a time saver. But, I kinda like getting sidetracked here and there.... haha

banned for getting....oh look, a squirrel

Banned for as long as it's alive I'll name it, BS.  For Big Squirrel.

banned for only wanting it alive

Banned for no disintegrations.

Banned for I hate being racist but, zombies stink.

banned for assuming being racist and hating zombies is the same things

Banned for they are known to, well you know, become odorous.  Calling it gender classification correctness then might work for you?

banned because zombies have no gender

They are dead.

Banned for the mere mention of zombies

banned for ghosting in from space

Banned for I wonder if zombies have ghosts...    hmmmm

banned for humming

Banned for humdingers

banned for DING! oh pizza is ready

Banned for little o

Banned for not sharing. 

Banned for wanting little o's to share.

Banned for pizza'os don't exist yet.

Banned for time travel.

Banned for if you build it they will come and go.

banned for building it

Banned for it needs a makeover