Banned for assimilated Klingons would be a formidable friend/allie.    Grrrrrrrrr

banned by the Grrrrr foundation

Banned for grrrring is a form of communication. Ban, disallowed by the Bannered Foundation.

banned for attempting an appeal

Banned for peeling an attempt.

banned for going with the split banana

  Banned for oh, did I mention, I am the C.E.O.  

banned for thinking that acronym has meaning

Banned cause you coulda been an OEC

Banned for being OCD.

Banned for having an acronym festival on a Saturday.

banned for not partying on a Saturday

Banned for you're not partying. Or are you?

banned for questioning everything

Banned for enquiring minds is all.  And there's nothing wrong with partying.   Except for the next day.     

banned for going to the next day

LOL   Banned for thinking I can predict the future. 

banned for predictions gone wrong

Banned for it's not tomorrow yet.

banned for being behind the times

Banned for timing behinds.

banned for trying to say you have never done that

    Banned for timing is everything.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? (It goes back for/four seconds!)

Banned for having hair with greater volume than your actual head.

banned for destroying Google Reader

Not that I ever used it.