Banned for fowl language.

banned for fowling up the place

Banned for a bird brain.

banned by the drain police

Banned by the brain police.

Banned for knowing the drain police.

banned for going down the drain

Banned because I like it down the drain.

-Sir Red Rocky54

banned for consuming the drain-o

Banned for supplying it to him.... we all know how dirty he can get but Drain-O is taking this cleanliness drive of yours a bit too far.

Banned for disinfectant.

Banned for infecting me with the cleaning bug.

Banned for being so dirty in the first place it was deemed you needed fumigating.

Banned for talking about dirty people.

-Twi

banned for wanting others to be clean

Banned for heresy.  I happen to be an adament objecteer to soap.  <---That aint no storm cloud. 

-Twi

Banned for soap evasion... and finally, you've admitted it... that the dirty smudge which covers most of you ain't a storm cloud.

Banned for stating the obvious.

-Twi

Banned for stating the obvious to the oblivious.

Banned into Oblivion.

-Twi

banned by the Bethesda people for use of Oblivion©

Banned for claiming to represent one of the 4 Bs of Gaming:

Bunjie

Blizzard

Bethesda

Bioware

-Twi

banned for become one of the B's

Banned to be or not to B.

Banned for not ceeing dee or eff in the gee while haytch was doing I a fayver.