Banned for scary Jackalopes.  

banned for speaking of such things

They are sacred here in AZ. How dare you post them up on the internet!

Banned for declaring jihad.

Banned for I thought they came from somewhere near Transylvania or the Galapagos even.  

But look at my new pet.   Teeth of a tiger. 

Banned for having strange pets.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for not seeing the beauty.     win

banned for not reading up on the history of Jackolopes

Banned for they're a myth.  ?    win

banned for thinking they are a myth

We only tell that to the tourists to protect them.

Ooh yeah, I think I remember now.  And Conan O'Brian had some clips of the Jackalope.  

Banned because you wouldn't remember that....  

Banned for horny pets.

banned for not loving the horny toads

They are so cute and cuddly.

Banned for a petty "horn".

Banned for even contemplating the horn when you have scholarly considerations... now get back to your studies and stop thinking about girls.

banned for picking on the poor student

Banned for sticking up for a horny kid who would be served contemplating his navel than thinking about extra curricular activities involving the female of the species... at lest his belly button can't get pregnant if any lands in it.

Banned because I am, in fact, an upper middle-class student.

Banned because Starkers is back.

Banned for that is one ugly toad. 

Banned for that is not true toad, but in fact a type of lizard... but not a lounge lizard as it's eyes haven't turned square from watching too much TV.

Doesn't matter.  You could be a lower bottom-class student with exceptional grades, you're STILL BANNED!!!!!!

Banned because  SaddskiBaddski is still here and proudly flying the "I'm a Nuttski Jobbski" flag.

banned for screaming

Don't forget the squirting blood out of its eye part as well.

Banned for not realizing how long starkers has been back for a while now.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for that was not screaming.  You wanna hear screaming?  This is screaming.

Also, everybody's banned in triplicate for not telling me it's 'Pick on OddskiBoddski Day'

Bah, I missed out on so much fun already... time to catch up....

OddskiBoddski is banned for being a pony pathetic who'd like to mount a moody mare.... but can't find the saddle

Banned for queue jumping and stealing my thunder.... er, scream... uh, attempt to alarm to Ryat.

Banned for poetry in your written word starkers.   You missed your call.  You should have been a song or maybe a movie writer.