Banned for misassuming that I hide behind my helmet out of shame, whereas I hide behind it to protect from physical blows.

Unlike Revan.

-Sir Red Rocky54

banned for screech

Banned for thinking it would be fun to sit on the rough end of a pineapple and liking it.

Banned for bringing Miss Assuming into it.  I'll have you know she is a very fine girl with a heart of gold. lips like cherries and toenails painted in a dark Gothic overtone .... and a body that inspires dreams of a somewhat rather damp nature on any given night of the week [except when you've been to church and gave confession to a priest [who also dreams about her) with aspirations of becoming 2nd in charge to the Pope if the top job's already taken]

banned for going religious

Banned for doubting my 'Church of the Bended Arm' conviction and assuming I don't love drinking shandy... hence the bended arm.

Also, I just finished mowing the yard and I'm throwing back a few right now... so banned for not toasting to the bended arm.

Banned for making really long speeches and breaking apart my words and giving them new meanings completely unrelated to what I was talking about, not to mention that it does not make sense in the original sentence upon the change.

You lose. Good day sir.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Self-banned once more, this time for hypocrisy.

Banned for over zealous banning.

j/k

banned for j/king when you should be serious

Right. Sooo, I should be banned for not seriously j/king.

banned for attempting to understand the ban

YOU MUST BELIEVE OR YOU ARE STUPID!

     Banned for your message leads to middle age pregnancy.  

Banned for implying my second bestest sweetie [wifey comes 1st] is stupid for not believing.  Just for the record, she is allowed to believe or not believe anything she wants... just like wifey, who tells me if I have any objections, "tough titties".

Banned for coming into a lunatic thread and expecting posts to be met with sane responses that fit within the parameters of normality on an ordinary August segment that ends with ay in regular English... unless spoken with a peculiar accent that distorts the last vowel to the point of non-recognition to the pronunciation purists at the Oxford dictionary.  However, I digress! 

So how about you just suck it up, Sunshine and enjoy frequenting these 'ere boards with the resident lunatic fringe. 

Otherwise.... banned for acting like you just sat on the rough end of a pineapple and let it have a detrimental affect on your otherwise pleasant demeanor.

Banned for .

Banned for .com.

Banned for that's a negative. I'm way to busy here. 

Banned because I agree completely.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for agreeing with any of the demented mind that call this space home.

Banned for being irregularly demented and calling spaces I wouldn't be seem half dead in a home or some facsimile thereof.  And wallpapering the cave does not constitute 5 star accommodation in my book... neither does putting a fluffy cover on the toilet seat.

Banned for tacky thereof.

Banned for it only gets tacky if someone practices trapeze acts in there.

Banned for attempting trapeze tricks while the ground below is covered with tacks.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for a false landing would result in punctures to delicate regions and sitting could become quite uncomfortable.

banned for a highly wordy ban

Banned for infinitesimal opportunities being squandered in an ever expanding universe of inexhaustible possibilities.

Banned for blather.