Banned for coagulating.

And I'm not surprised you're back to talking about the Nether regions.

Banned for where`s the soap.   All that coagulating is bad for your eye you know.... just sayin

Banned because is it worse than plasma?

banned for going plasmatic

Banned for yeah, you need a 3d lens to look directly at it. It also has to be kept at room temperature or risk total virus chaos. It`s not the scenic route. 

Morpheus; Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. 

banned for movie quotes

Banned for stating the obvious Sherlock.  Or is that Morpheus... ?

banned for going with insults

Banned for being overly sensitive....         

Banned for highlighting hypersensitivities of the overly sensitive... they have feelings, too.

Banned for nonstuff!

Banned for dark matter.

Banned for grey matter.

banned for orange matter

Banned for it doesn't matter anymore. 

banned for going with the green perpendicular matter

Banned for matriculating matter and not givin' a hoot.

Banned for yes the green matriculation is awesome. I shall order that one. 

Banned for watching the boys matriculating and getting it all over their books

Banned for an open book.

Banned for turn the page by The Boss. 

Banned for not if the pages are stuck together after those boys matriculated.

banned for proclaiming innocence

Banned for that's pretty much a proclamation of guilt of matriculating at the back of the class while the girl next to you watched on and snickered under her breath

Yeah, those high school sex ed lessons have a lot to answer for.

Banned for becoming a fly on the wall when you were in school  would have been an education in itself I believe.