banned back to the stone age

banned back to the big bang for sitting down to dinner with the devil

Banned for wearing Prada.

Banned for not being accepting of his open homosexuality.

Banned for is that morse code for something. Cuz I'm gay to. Kidding. But, as long as you don't hit on my ole man, I don't care if someone is an alien darlin. 

banned for coding effects

Banned for am I in a movie... ?

Banned because if any of my books ever get made into movies, you can count on being included. But I warn you- just because some of the redshirts are female doesn't mean they don't get killed off anyway .

Banned for even thinking redshirts when au-naturale is the in thing these days to get viewers attention... now demand that Dolly Parton have an au-naturale lead role when that book becomes a movie

Are you kidding me? That would be so hot.    Banned for making my little heart flutter so.

Banned for not making my heart flutter.

Banned because I have a lot of batteries and a high-voltage transformer, so if you want your heart to flutter...

Banned for making me think your a boyscoutdog...

banned for boyscout fantasies... I hear they're good at 'erecting' a tent in bed.

banned for tenting things

Banned for don't tell me you've never made a tent in the bed.

Banned for detention.

Banned for making a tent in the bed and blaming the dog.

banned for going to the dogs

Banned for dog days of summer are here. 

banned for bringing Sirius into this

Banned for starry doghouses.

Banned for in all siriusness...     Ok, siriously....       

 Now, that is my destiny.

Banned because actually, that's just your density.

Banned for blandism. But, funny isn't or wasn't in your,, destinee.