Banned for google is probably scooping up all this information too. 

banned for oogling google

Banned for oodles of oogles that google. 

banned for not 'n'ing things

Banned for planning on inging things.   

banned for Bing

Such a waste of time.

Banned for Crosby

Such a White Christmas.

banned for going christmas

Banned for saying Christmas. Too be correct, it's Happy Holiday. 

banned for that would still be insulting to those that don't celebrate any of those holidays

Banned for yeah that would be very sad and evil. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone. 

banned for I'm dreaming of an atheist's Christmas.

Ah, the cheer.

Banned for Tis the millenium for not.   hrmphh  At least we've preserved the commercial aspect of it all. 

Banned for hrmphhing in public.

Banned, your just banned.

Banned for a non-specific ban that contains neither the substance or authority to ban in a banning society that expects banning to include all the authoritative and qualitative prerequisites to be banned by the banner to the banee.

Banned because I just got back from Cedar Point.

Banned for that's your own fault.... also banned for unauthorised travel and leaving the designated safe zone without a permit.

banned for what counts as the safe zone? If it's anything like the green zone, keep within 800 yards of me and you're good.

Banned for the safe zone is well hidden. We can't have just anybody going there.

banned for safety

Banned for not wearing steel toed boots in a buffalo herd.  

banned for I go composite

Banned for I go polymer

banned for ludicrous speed