Banned for not bringing a ladder. 

banned for poling it

Banned for long hair.  

Banned for knots.

Banned for will.  

Banned for will you climb the ladder because it's the only way to get the knots out of long hair when falling out.... ???

[to prevent the falling out you could try buttoning the top couple of buttons on your blouse]

Banned you mean like doing up the button of your pants, maybe suspenders, to help with the long ball syndrome. 

Banned for suggesting suspenders to further inhibit my poor ol' longjohntiddlywhackeroversizedkidneycracker.

Banned for merely lift and support. That's all.

banned for over shoulder boulder holders

Banned for under the undies knacker crackers.

banned for being crackers

Banned for pate and crackers in the sack.  

Banned for mixing your metaphors and crossing the streams.

Banned for being grammartical grammas.  

banned for wearing shades

banned for your future's too bright.

So when did everybody here start holding their own?

banned for heresy

banned for I'm sure whatever I say is

Banned for being so optimistic. 

Banned because you know what optimism gets you? Dead optimists.

Banned for pessimism. 

banned for see the glass half full

Banned for everything in moderation. Or not. 

banned for moderation