Banned for not putting on the heater. 

banned for he and I live where the heaters most certainly must stay off.

Banned for arrow in the knee. 

Banned for a meme. 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Banned for what was that again?  

Banned for I didn't catch that.

Banned for catching 'em all.

Banned for a paedophilic mantra.

Banned for infant retorts and using grown up language without authorisation... now go to your room.

Banned because my computer... is in my room.

Boom.

banned for having your cake and eating it too.

Banned because I will not rise to the bait.

Banned because fishing is an art and bait is unnecessary when the prey has its mind on the prize.

Banned for baiting the fish is only half the fun. Its reeling him in that can get tedious.

Banned for the worst part is getting the smell out of your fingers after handling the fish.... then trying to explain to your significant other half as to how come you acquired it.

Banned for that's why your a pirate. 

Banned for I hate waking up smelling like the morning after the night before...

Banned for chocolate glazed donuts.

Just ate one...he he

Banned for the hole in the centre of a donut is the most fattening part... I advise you to leave it on the side of your plate so you don't whack on the calories.

Banned for straining your metaphor.

Those never really heal.

Banned for giving out medical advice without a medical practitioners license... and I am on the mend after using cod liver oil.

banned for livering with it

Banned for not kidneying.?  

Banned for steak and kidney.

banned for not going for the onion

They have layers you know.