banned for being easy

Banned for banning easily. 

banned for thinking it's easy.

Banned for it's not?

Banned for snot.

Banned for it's not snot either.

Banned for a runny nose and leaving a trail of snot so long that the South Siberian Snot Gobblers have called in Mauritian Mob Maggots as reinforcements to assist in its devourment

Banned for the SSSG can take the MMM and I shall call it 'The Battle of Snot Stew'.

banned for name calling

Banned for I'm trying to test you guys.

banned for testing

banned for this is just a test.

banned for

banned for I will not press play!

banned for you know you want to

Banned for you know you want to... dress up in black frilly knickers, net stockings and suspenders, not to mention the black lace girdle so's you can impersonate Frankenfurter [Rocky Horror], but you're afraid the guys down at the bar will take advantage after plying you with several pink gins.

Banned for Deliverance without the scenery. 

Banned for wanting Duelling Banjos when all we have is a dyslexic harmonica player who can't read music and a one-handed harpist who suffers with tone deafness

Banned for back to I won't press play.

Go ahead, press it...I dares ya.

Banned for I miss the Reege.  :'(

Banned for missing.

Banned for missing the bullseye... Cupid expects better accuracy... even with bent arrows

Banned for trying to split an arrow.

Banned for the narrow arrow could prove to be a challenge. 

banned for knocking the knees around