Banned for nope.

Make it slow and ironic - jump on their face with heavy boots and say "YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!"

Xer0 \^/

banned for I don't see the slow part with jumping on their face. But the rest I can roll with.

Banned for rolling, but not in the hay.

banned for

I can picture the chick from Dharma and Greg reprising that role.

banned for making me think of her.

Banned for allowing the thunk to happen while hay rolling home uphill both ways.

Banned for once I had a picture fall because someone's were jumping up and down above. Had to go up there and tell them. They stopped.   There is also the caretaker or even better management. Only so many strikes you know....

Banned for striking back.

Banned because the moon is crawling with rock creature aliens.

Banned for where's a telescope when you need one?

Banned for the rock creature aliens stole the lunar rover and won't give it back.

banned for hating on silicoid lifeforms

Banned for what does silicon and carbon have in common.

answer - tits and pencils

Banned for I found the rover. 

banned for a good job. Now move it along.

And brought the aliens with you. Funny how they resemble a comedy duo.

Banned for where's my reward Draak?

banned for I'll package it up and send it in the mail. Just one question: Are you allergic to peanuts?

Yes. 

Banned for blessing your peanut picking heart. 

banned for I'm not sending peanuts, but it may have been manufactured in a facility that processes peanuts and other nuts.

seriously, allergic to peanuts?

Nope. I'm not allergic to anything.   nothing

You?

Banned for discussing personal medical issues... er, allergies in front of hay fever sufferers.

EDIT...

Oh, and Uvah, banned for tits and pencils.

banned for putting your pencil between tits. Fun.

Irok, not allergic to anything and you're banned for not banning. You're taking my place as the forgetful one.

Banned for drawing tits on tits.

Banned for the stunned rabbit in the headlights.

And Draak... banned cos it wasn't my pencil between there.