banned for not banning

Banned for being strict and unforgiving... n' picking on me mate [friend].

banned for making sure mrs. starkers didn't read that wrong

and get aussie speak

banned for mrs

Banned for missing

banned for you're not on TS and such... Fine, go play with your mrs. See if I care.

Banned for lifelike toys.

banned for they have their advantages. No batteries!

Banned for using toys, my ladies think it's more intimate and personal au naturale..

Xer0 \^/

banned for riding bareback in the valley

Banned for no preservatives.

Banned for absolutely nothing.   

Banned for quintessence.

banned for being from Safehold

banned for holding onto it

banned for not reading

Banned for a paradox - if Draak didn't read, he wouldn't be able to reply to posts on the Forums.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for maybe Draak is psychic...

Banned for assuming he has powers.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for thinking he has not.  I bet he has lots of tricks.  

Banned because I bet he does...but you'd have to ask his current target of affection to know for sure.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for suggesting his current squeeze would divulge information about his 'prowess'.

banned for it doesn't have to be current... I have exes. Some references might be biased, but they know the truth, all the same.

Banned for insinuating you'd contact exes asking for performance reviews.

In my experience, they generally assume you were only using them to get better to woo another woman over.

Xer0 \^/

banned for thinking that. Longest relationship was 5 years and I was engaged at one point. Doubt that would be seen as 'practice'.