Banned for fake paws.

banned for the right to bear arms.

Banned for posting a pic of RedneckDude on a bad hair day

banned for there are no bad hair days for RedneckDude. Just hair days.

  You are banned for being to funny. [bear arms hehe]

banned for it's an old enough joke where I swear there must be sarcasm in there... but I can't detect any evidence as such. So... thank you?

Banned for regardless of old.   First for me.    F.U.N.N.Y.   and you are welcome.

Banned for acronyms. Woot.

Banned because

I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym

Cute. Not quite the flow of LASER, but it works.

Banned for not banning. 

Banned for thinking you are the foreman and in charge of non-banning posts

Banned for not realizing my authoritay!

Banned for spelling authority incorrectly and wasting perfectly good money on an unused dictionary

Banned for being Forumly correct

banned for I screw that up all the time. damn...

Banned for being too fashionably purple when a softer pastel would be easier on my tired eyes.

Banned for not using toothpics to keep eyes open.

Banned for using the last of the toothpicks to pick your nose

banned for scotch tape in its stead.

Banned for using scotch tape as a method of hair removal

banned cause i was thinking of your eyelids

Banned for not getting my Eric Cartman joke. 

banned for I got it, but I wasn't next up to ban.

Banned for not jumping the queue to obtain a bonus ban