What if I brought macroons? Or lime flavoured nachos?

Hmm...

interesting.

Anyway, what if I knew where all my karma was coming from? (Not that I'm complaining, but I do like to see what people give me karma for so I can do it more often...)

Xer0 \^/

No? NO 1-WORD POSTS IN MY FORUM GAMES! NOW PLAY GOD DAMNIT!

What if you guys didn't piss me off?

To koda0.

Then you would know I give it to you.

You gave him one of his recent three karma.

What if I can't drive . . . . 55!

then u wouldnt drive

What if someone never invented vowels

thn w wld tlk lk ths.

What if my plan to get my crush wasn't working so PERFECTLY?!?

hehe...tchahaha...mwaHAHAHAHA! Keith, you fool. You're being hated exiled because you got in my way. Now, goodbye.

Xer0 \^/

I admire your sadism koda0. I see myself in it!

My dynasty will enslave humanity for all time!

Then I wouldn't need to intervent and reveal this:

Xer07, your crush and her BF planned her breaking up with you so you could make your move, fail, and thus open the way for them being total lesbians.

What if the above statement was true? (Major LOLs for me if it is!)

I would start writing the movie plot rught away, make millions. Then i would channel it to my third world factiion and make millions more while becoming the sole Dictator( and second in command of veers) of all third world nations

What if Veers statement was a lie

Then I'd be a happy man.

You admire my sadism? Ha, I do, too. I much prefer myself like this then mellow, like I was before.

What if it was summer vacation already.

Xer0 \^/

Then your plan would come to fruition and we would be talking about that.

What if smileys were illegal

Then you'd certainly be on House Arrest via the Smiley Society.

What if everyone wasn't starting to get interested in my romance life, now that it's getting positive?

Xer0 \^/

Then we wouldn't all be waiting for it to crash and burn

What if I wasn't leaving right now to play a Distant Stars mp game?

You would still be anticipating it.

What if we were truely in control of our destiny?

-Exile Twilight Storm

Then I bet 2 karma that you wouldn't have changed your username.

What if my internet wasn't lagging because of the storm outside?

Xer0 \^/

Then you might go to some...."sites"

What if I actually went to school for a week? (snow ftw!)

You must suffer enough already.

On a side note: I've been happy-poked FTW (no, not that, I mean literally happy-poked).

What if we knew what "happy-poked" meant?

Xer0 \^/

Then you wouldn't have asked that

What if I was the Nail?

Then we would all hammer you

What if no one invented the nail

Then I'd be free. . . of what and to where, I don't know.

What if I wasn't afraid (or plotting upon) that Veers' ego/jealousy of my "power" in the Forums could lead to... undesirable circumstances?

Xer0 \^/

Then you would go on with your activities uninhibted by useless fears

What if the toy was never invented

Then we'd probably not be here, since the computer can be classified as a toy.

Well, Altaux, I have plans for Veers... all I really need to do is continue to poke and prod a few select pieces of the board, and all will be in place.

What if I didn't have to go in 1 minute?

Xer0 \^/

Then I wouldn't need to kill you at home. I could kill you here.

What if you admitted that Xer07 is a figurehead and that I hold supreme power?

Then my POA would be easier to execute. Speaking of which, I need to get rolling on that, I'll be departing on Thursday.

What if you didn't stalk these forums?

Xer0 \^/

Good Bye the forums will be missed then forgoten