Perhaps, but 40hrs a week isn't going to kill my elemental time any. There are 168hrs in a week. I think I can spare 40 of them in return for money to buy more things like elemental and a damned HDTV I've been wanting for ages.

What if you took your spare money and invested it in the following:

1: Chinese Bonds

2: Brazillian bonds

3: Indian Bonds

4: Stocks

Xer0 \^/

Then I would become ridiculously rich and monopolize space commercialization.

What If I did the above?

You'd die from arbitrary combustion.

What if Xer0 knew the story of the Foo bird?

Umm... the Foo bird?

Then we'd have storty time and you'd tell me.

What if I lived somewhere warm? Like California?

Xer0 \^/

Then you would have to deal with California's ridiculously high taxes and onerous regulations.

What if I could come up with a "What If?" that wasn't lame?

Then we'd all probably rofl a bit, then move on.

What if They had made a Code: Geass movie?

Xer0 \^/

You would go watch it and find that they deviated entirely from the series, and you subsequently would go on a rampage killing all the film's crew and directors.

What If I could come up with What If?

Then it's storytime  

A long time ago, in the early 19th century, an Englishman, who was rather fond of hunting, took a safari to the Congo in Africa. After several days of finding no big game to shoot at, he made his way to port, and stumbled out of the jungle into a large plain. He suddenly heard the most unusual sound, what today may be attributed to an electrified chainsaw. He looked up and saw the bird causing the racket, and fired two shots in the air, the latter hitting. As it fell to the ground, a Native remarkd from behind the hunter "You shouldn't have done that."
     "Why not?" said the Englishman. As if on queue, the sky darkenned with the feathers of one-thousand birds (the Foo birds, I should have mentioned). Before the hunter had time to react from the amazing sight, every single Foo bird promptly excreted. Upon seeing the thousand turds falling, the Englishman fainted. He woke up some time later, and was approached by the Native. "What should I do now?" he asked.
      "Well," said the Native, "if the Foo shits, wear it!"

What If IFear hadn't told that story?

BTW, it is extremely random/absurd but oddly amusing/funny. Was it spur-of-the-moment or was it something you had beforehand or something you found?

Then i wouldnt have also been entertained

on a side note it seems you have an underlying issue with wanting to know the reason behind every persons unique post. This may imply you suffer from a fear of a lack of knowledge

What if Altaux didn't say that to everybody?

Then you wouldnt possibly be annoyed

What if you didnt have an underlying issue with me revealing everyones underlying issue

Then it wouldn't be so painfully obvious that you have an underlying issue yourself, and that pointing out everyone else's wouldn't be your way of saying it... so... spill your beans.

IFear:   Nice story! (Though... it did catch me off-guard, it IS only 6:30 in the Morning...)

What if School got cancelled before the hour-delay was up?

Xer0 \^/

Then___ there would_____be no school___???

What if i hadnt baked a cheese cake

then you wouldn't have delicious cheese cake to eat.

What If you had a delicious cheesecake to eat?

@Altaux- I like to know the reason because I thirst for knowledge in massive quantities. It's why I calculate laser&railgun weaponry parameters in my spare time occasionally.

Then he would eat it

@whiskey Thats cool its good to ask questions i was just joking around. its a joke from way back xero and ryat know it.

What if i had a $5 buck box

Then you would eat it.

What If I had the most awesomest uberest coolest What If EVAR!!!

Then we'd counter it and move on. NO 30 KARMA FOR WHISKEY!

What if the bag of Sunchips I ate 5 hours ago didn't make me sick?

Xer0 \^/

Then there would be no need for me to have so elaborately planted E.Coli in that bag.

What if I wasn't distracted readign the Evil Overlord list right now?

then you'd have spelled Reading right.

What if I had that list?

Xer0 \^/

Then you would need the 'Tips for Henchmen' section.

What if we lived in the TEC

...

Then I'd be the Captain of a Sova.

What if you'd give me time to get my Pants on the Ground vid?

Xer0 \^/

Then I would probably be upset with its lack of quality.

What if Sins of a Solar Empire was real life?