numerarius5988am numerarius5988am

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

3,456,066 views 25,734 replies
Reply #1001 Top

wait? if i want to loose i let ryats ride on carebears into battle because they would be a small snack for cyats?

... are cyats vurnable to carebear rainbow attacks? do i miss domething? would the cyats die from laughter?

 

my estimate was that both ryats and the carebears would deserve there place in history: annihilation!

Reply #1002 Top

cyats are large enough and fast enough that their only time of vunerability is when thay are eating, as explained in the early posts of the ryat-cyat warwhen they were attacked with helicopter gunships, they closed their eyes and wandered off from where the weapons were locked on to, and when the weapons hit the spot, they then attacked the helicopters, destroying them and eating the cooked crew

harpo

 

Reply #1003 Top

ok then it was just a misunderstanding.

Reply #1004 Top

I think the whole of this thread is a misunderstanding. Aren't we suppose to get this thread locked, like with Nazis and domestic abuse and weasel squeezins?

Reply #1006 Top

well you are a nazi who abuses its domestic weasel

harpo

 

Reply #1007 Top

I am not a Nazi. I abuse the domestic weasel, yes, but I do so while still holding to the rules of the Geneva Convention. And I give to the March of Dimes.

Reply #1008 Top

I aint a Nazi either, dont have a domestic weasel either, they tend to try and eat the baby ryats

and I hate the March of Dimes

Reply #1009 Top

...and I  hate the March of Dimes
End of quote

we are out of h. you seem to be very hungy harpo

Reply #1010 Top

Hungry Hungry Hippos! Harpos!

Reply #1011 Top

well he has to be, since he is a cyat trainer.

 

edit: ugh i was quoting ryat.... nothing to see here move along

Reply #1012 Top

I believe that I am the only one who gives that order Private.

Reply #1013 Top

but apperantly you did not, that is why i had to do it.

 

...incompetent general

Reply #1014 Top

For your failure I will have to... ah, to hell with it. *mind choke*

Okay, now put on a mustache and get back in there!

Reply #1015 Top

mustache is so last millenium :zzz:

Reply #1016 Top

and also last eon
harpo

 

Reply #1017 Top

how is the cyats breeding program going?

Reply #1018 Top

they now control 5 universes, so the ryats are in DEEP shit if they try any thing against a cyat, as do the tesb's as the total mass of all cyats is enough to create a universal big crunch in ANY universe, while leaving at least 1 universe worth of cyats as reserves.

harpo

 

Reply #1019 Top

wow you must have some powerfull cyat aphrodisiac

Reply #1020 Top

they only have litters of about 8 at a time , but can have 2 litters a year for EACH female, and the genetics biases male to female at 40/60, but only need 10/90 to re-breed the species back to full strenght it would only take about 10 years after imploding a universe.

harpo

Reply #1021 Top

but what is your incentive to get them breeding? do you own cyat brothels or are you forcing them? talk!

Reply #1022 Top

spiecies pshcology, ie they WANT to breed to carry on thier genes

harpo

 

Reply #1023 Top

and what happens if you have to stop them? do they still listen to you? or would they bend you over the table and .... well tell you how they feel about it *ahem*

Reply #1024 Top

after they left the home planet they were beyond ANY means of control, all the harpos can do is keep coming up with NEW means of convering MASS to food that is ever more mass effiecient.

ryat do you see WHAT you unleashed upon the mulitverse? that which will EAT it.

harpo

 

Reply #1025 Top

lucky me is uneatable, that will be a fun future me+cyats and nothing else... well besides the cruel memories how the cyats eaten harpo, the ryats, generals and all the rest.