actually they then approached the tesb country

harpo

there is no tesb country there is only the mighty, glorious, unbeatable and uneatable tesb who will never be defeated

as test is just a single snack for cyats, only 3 attack at the same time, two attacking the arms and biting them off, the third bites off the head. so long tesb

harpo

well that is simply not possible since you violated the characteristics of tesb.

these properties of mine are selfevident and must not be ignored* or else you will be feeded to the cyats

*if tesb ignores his properties it is pointless to feed him to the cyats since they are still working

also since the cyats are already feeded with the whole species of ryats they are content for now.

but in the near future they might turn their hungry gaze on the well feeded and delicious harpo....you better run nao!

run little harpo run with your short legs and big belly.... the cyats are fast

(also close for tripple post)

but the anti-cyat missiles are radar image guided, they lock on the the shape of the cyats, which do not look like heliocopters (the ryats made sure to make them look different) and as a fail safe if the missiles lose lock, they simple just become rockets and keep moving towards the their last know target. Boom! no more cyats. Further, due to the fact that no anti-air weapons are brought in, ryats in massive bombers fly over cyat country and nuke each cyat city, turning the country of cyats to glass.

pathetic excuses from an exctinct species

ryat, the last ryat/cyat attack took place at night as you went to bed just after, therefore the image systems did not work and HAD to use the IR lock methods which the cyats blinked at, and unless your helicopters were flying at over 500 metres they were within the cyat jump height range and could have been jumped onto,ending up with exactly the same result ie ryats bbqed feeding the cyats, and if flying at over 500 metres then the cyats were out of effective weapons range as the missiles ran out of fuel and the chainguns shots would take over a second to hit, which for cyats is PLENTY OF TIME to wander off and not be hit by the small arms fire.

harpo

WHERE ARE THE CHUPACABRAs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they were eaten by the ryats who were then eaten by the cyats

harpo

and the cyats where eaten by the harpos

no the cyats keep harpo's as pets

harpo

This thread is filling up with more techno jargon than a federation engineer on a mixture of crack and romulan ale. So...

While everybody flies their whatchamajigits and thingamabobs, a draak satellite floats overhead, spying on the scene of carnage, explosions, and denotative confusion below. Becoming tired of the event, it opens its great underbelly and releases a single nuclear device which plummets towards the planet only to detonate in the lower ionosphere, causing a great EMP which renders all electronics and fancy doohickies inert. Now the Ryats and Cyats and harpo (hell, even the chupacabras) have to battle it out with sticks and stones and words to the glee and excitement of the draak satellite.

Dance my little puppets (except harpo, harpos aren't good at dancing)

drak unfortunatly for you, the harpo's ARE kept as pet because the are the best dancing spiecies, and unknown to all the other species, they are also the MOST deadly, because all the other species want them around, the only spiecies that has a chance to surive the harpos IS the cyats becasuse the cyats ARE the fastest moving spiecies, if the harpo's & cyats ever decide to work togeather even the draaks homeworld will die. and the cyats did not need or want electronics to fight their battles, just a kevlar suit to stop the shrapnel.as the other spiecies are no longer a chalange the harpo's and cyats start work on a new weapon system that can destroy entire stars, they first idetify all satelites and the races that they come from, and the home planets of the races,then destroy the satelites, and the home stars of the races

byebye draaks

harpo

ryats develop a last ditch weapon that rips a hole in the space-time continuum, thus rendering everything said above mote, because the universe as we know it is gone

the lucky cyats however developed a time machine right before the deployment of said last ditch weapon, they travel back in time and brutally kill and eat the ryats so that the continuum is not disturbed.

actually they ONLY ate the ryats  that were involved in the last ditch weapon AND ALL their families, they did not eat all the ryats as they actually enjoy the sparing matches with ryats, which is why the do not escalate the war to EAT ALL because they enjoy the FUN of the battle.

harpo

man, are you guys trying to push me out of this game?

ah the food is talking

That is not always a good thing, Food that talks is food that can kill.

it also tastes better

and is MORE FUN to play with

harpo

I love the time machines and planet destroyers that apparently operate without electricity. Like the Cyat Stick Battlecruiser with its Twin Stone Chucker Cannons. What do they run it on? Harpos on Dance Dance Revolution pads... made of hemp.

You are all Lunatics!