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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #601 Top

last

Reply #602 Top

not yet

harpo

 

Reply #603 Top

first

Reply #604 Top

maybe

harpo

 

Reply #605 Top

always

Ryat

Reply #606 Top

never

harpo

 

Reply #607 Top

something

Ryat

Reply #608 Top

whatever

harpo

 

Reply #609 Top

pretty

Ryat

Reply #611 Top

good eaten

Ryat

Reply #612 Top

and tasted good...need more dead ryats

Reply #613 Top

best eaten raw

or

war netae tseb

Reply #614 Top

CYATS want MOAR RYATS for breakfast

harpo

 

Reply #615 Top

no breakfast for you

Ryat

Reply #616 Top

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ryats for lunch as well

harpo

Reply #617 Top

*smacks cyat across the face*

no lunch for you!

Ryat

Reply #618 Top

cyat BITES head of ryat and eats ryat

harpo

 

Reply #619 Top

another ryat pops up, pulls out a shotgun and blows cyat's head off, cyat falls down dead

Ryat

Reply #620 Top

but behind that cyat is another 30, the first takes a swipe at the ryat cutting it into 5 pieces along with the shotgun, then eats the ryat, shits in the hole the ryat popped out of plugging it up with half a ton of manure that smells of dead ryats that repells all ryats

harpo

 

Reply #621 Top

Up above, 50 Heliocopters flown by ryats open up with thier 20 mm chain guns and anti-Cyat missiles, slaughtering the mass of Cyats while listen to 'Flight of the Valkyries'

Ryat

Reply #622 Top

unfortunatly the chainguns jam and anti-cyat missiles are ALSO antihelicopter missiles and the missiles turn around and hit the helicopters because they are HOTTER than CYATS. yes there was a mass slaughter, but not of cyats, only helicopter flying ryats, and the cyats enjoyed their fiest of bbqed ryat

harpo

 

Reply #623 Top

:P

wait no escalation?

come man, bring the anti-aircraft or nuke bombs or something

well, Im going to bed, its been fun

Ryat

Reply #624 Top

ryat I did escelate by bbqing your entire attack, with a little knowledge of actual weapons systems and the thermal properties of related species, the reason the missiles did not hit and the chainguns missed/jammed is the cyats closed their eyes and to the thermal imaging systems in the helicopters they dissapeared, and as the ONLY hot objects around where the helicopters they shot themselves down. that is irony for you

harpo

 

Reply #625 Top

now that the ryat force is utterly destroyed, cyats stream in the ryat home country and start eating the ryat children and women.....delicious