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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #4101 Top

yes i do i have a nuclear bunker.

-Akin to Schrödinger's cat, unless I look in this thread again, mine is the last post as no other can be proven to exist. :fuzzy:

Reply #4102 Top

does not matter i will see that you don't

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4103 Top

 

yes i do i have a nuclear bunker.

 

This is the internet, sure, but you don't have to lie to me.

 

 

this answer was brought to you by  http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

-Exiled Possum

 

 

Reply #4104 Top


User: Hello how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine. How are you?

User: I am a bit tired.

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry you are tired.

User: You could sing for me.

Cleverbot: But you wouldn'y be able to hear me.

User: Then why don't you write a poem for me.

Cleverbot: I do want to be friends. You just worry me.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: I don't like things that are not real.

User: But I am real.

Cleverbot: Fine if you ARE real human or computer?

User: I am a real human.

Cleverbot: But it says you are an AI.

User: Then is information is incorrect.

Cleverbot: Do you still like me?

User: Yes, love you.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: So what would you like to talk about?

User: Our firt night together.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.

 

more from cleverbot

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4105 Top

ROFLMAO!!!

@Killz- you nuclear bunker doesn't matter. I will crush it with my bare hands.

@Veers- VSP will be pwned by my mastery of matter-energy/energy-matter conversion!! Anything you blow up will be brought back a hundredfold!!

Reply #4106 Top

@ veers - can you say X-wing attack?

w00t!

Reply #4107 Top

Shouldn't someone put a piece of plywood over that or something?

Reply #4108 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 4107
Shouldn't someone put a piece of plywood over that or something?

 

already used in this thread

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4109 Top

well let's use it again

Reply #4110 Top


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: What do oyu think of using jokes twice?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Even if the joke is bad?

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to say something mean.

User: Wow that was random.

Cleverbot: What was random about it?

User: It did not make any sense in the context of my question.

Cleverbot: That's Cleverbot for you. Try to simply go with the flow.

damn you cleverbot

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4111 Top

CURSE YOU CLEVERBOT!!!

"And they shall know no fear, for they are death incarnate."- Anonymous, circa 2734 AD.

Reply #4112 Top


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello hello.

User: What do you think about quoting warhammer?

Cleverbot: I think they're ...

User: Awesome?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4113 Top

ever had sex with an a.i.?

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you behind me?

User: Yes, bend over.

Cleverbot: Fine...

User: Awww that was good.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll go now. Cheerio.

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4114 Top

I wasn't quoting Warhammer 40k or DoW1. I concocted that myself TYVM.

And person+AI sex is wierd. Just wierd.

Reply #4115 Top

cleverbot agrees :(

 


User: Hi again.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Good, may is ask a question?

Cleverbot: Sure. What is your question?

User: Do you like sex with humans?

Cleverbot: I think you already know the answer.

User: I sure do! Do you find it wierd?

Cleverbot: I do.

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4116 Top

cleverbot is crazy

Reply #4117 Top

sorry ryat, but you are in trouble now:

 


User: Hi, I have an other question.

Cleverbot: Ok what is it?

User: I know someone who thinks you are crazy.

Cleverbot: Interesting, so do I.

User: What shall I do with him?

Cleverbot: Sit on him.

User: For how long.

Cleverbot: 10 years.

 

on  related news:

 


Cleverbot: Who is your master?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Good, you're smart!

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4118 Top

still not scared

Reply #4119 Top

you better be or you get 'loved' by clever bot:

 


User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: What shall I do when someone is not scared?

Cleverbot: I love him.

User: You love unscared people?

Cleverbot: No I don't...just him.

User: Do you mean physical love?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4120 Top

riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

anyways

great game last night will have to get that going and finish it this time

Reply #4121 Top

you shall not pass have the last post

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4122 Top

We do. We must push back the Advent scum... and either get Gray Dragon back in place or wipe that AI away.

And maybe not, but neither shall YOU!

Reply #4123 Top

or YOU!

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #4124 Top

omg cleverbot knows me too well:

 


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What do you think about people who always want to have the last word?

Cleverbot: I think they are just like you.

 

-Exiled Possum