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Reply #2776 Top

lol, thats a good point, though you are more likely to get the IG to follow a crazy fake emperor or something heretical like that

Reply #2777 Top

they hold the line because of commisars

expect them to hold the line of their own and they run

threat them to shoot them in the head..wait not just threat them do it

and they MIGHT fight

 

-Exile

Reply #2778 Top

I dunno. I also watch the cut scenes in the game and they have the men running in like retarded baboons on meth. When I fight, I have this weird thing about approaching cautiously while taking cover to minimize casualties. I dunno, it seems to work, but maybe the creators of the game, you know, the guys who think giant metal pods falling from the sky was a good idea, have it right.

UPS... burning up on reentry.

Reply #2779 Top

when was the last time you were supposed to fight horros byond your imagination and expeccted to die?

 

-Exile

Reply #2780 Top

have you been in the army?

Reply #2781 Top

i am not a us citizen so no

but i doubt that any combattant you fight is somthing compared to say nids

 

-Exile

Reply #2782 Top

I'm not saying that any particular combat going on now or with the U. S. Army sets the example. Although I understand that Tyrannids would represent an amazingly terrifying opponent, I also know that two of the unknown soldiers are skeletons fused together when a flamethrower exploded and they died drenched in napalm. That is just one example of some amazing events that I'm sure have left skid marks in teh pants of those experiencing history.

Besides, I'm sure when 1,100 Romans watched over 100 thousand woden descend upon them, they probably thought of it in similar terms which we think of 40K battles. But discipline and training still persevered over numbers and psychological warfare.

(And don't think me naive, I'm sure your country has an army)

Reply #2783 Top

i am not pretenting to be a military expert, nor that i was in the army (or any equivalent)

but warhammer 40k is so massivly overblown (thats why we love it) it would simply be stupid to compare it to our 'petty'  wars. also they have commisars for a reason and there is enough fluff telleing that even the best trained imperial guard are not always that brave as they supposed to be (deleying the enemy with their corpses)

 

-Exile

Reply #2784 Top

doesn't make them wusses though, just human

Reply #2785 Top

yes human who are waging a war they are not made to fight thus fleeing, defecting or turning downright to chaos

you may call them brave i call them cowards (i am also trolling)

 

-Exile

Reply #2786 Top

Its human nature to want to preserve itself in desperate times. Fight or Flight. Not everyone natural instinces are to fight. Like me, I tend to run and put some distance between me and the problem.

 

So you cant blame anyone in the IG who natural insticts are to run. When under intense pressure, you go with your instincts. Training can help reprogram instincts but honesty in 40K, IG Guardsmen are not train very well. If you want trained IG use Kasrkin. Those are some hardcore IG.

Reply #2787 Top

i am here for the troll (taking insincere opinions), but no you guys have to turn this into a debate great #:(

 

-Exile

Reply #2788 Top

Okay, maybe my issue is not so much with the IG, they are fictional after all, but I have to admit that the idea of throwing ill-trained men or under-equipped men into combat like that seems more like a method of population control than actual warfare. I'm just amazed by the idea that the same government that makes Space Marines also makes the IG. Aside from the mismatch, it just seems like they might just want to blow the cash over a few SM rather than a lot fo IG.

That and I can make the IG hold just fine. Kinda think it's funny they're always depicted the other way if it's actually possible to both play them and to win with them.

tesb, I never said you were pretending to be anything and I did not ask about the military to question your experience, as much as to guage what that experience was. I know it's hard to make comparisons, so I'm just finding the close I can. And yes, it is overblown, but due to crappy collision detection in the game, I find it less fun than it should be.

Troll away.

Reply #2789 Top

:troll: tesb was trolling about one day...

:typo: when there came a no-nonsense noob...

:banhammer: the no-nonsense noob bashed his happy trolling...

X( and it made poor tesb sad...

:ninja: so tesb had to go take ninja lessons...

:(O and he surprised the no-nonsense noob after lunch...

x_x the no-nonsense noob got his ass nunchucked...

:troll: and tesb went a happy trolling again.

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Reply #2790 Top

i am deeply touched by your kind story

 

my very thanks

-Exile

Reply #2791 Top

Anything to help the cause.

Reply #2792 Top

Give me a hundred Space Marines and I will hold the line, but if I can't get Space Marines, give me a thousand and we will see.

Reply #2793 Top

Give me a couple of Trolls and I will break the line. If I can't get that, give me tesb and we'll all have a laugh.

Reply #2794 Top

Give me some Tau railgun artillery, and I will not break the line. I will destroy it.

Of course, mass nuclear bombardment will do the trick.

Or dog farts. Those are LETHAL. REALLY. THEY ARE.

Reply #2795 Top

Gimme an Eclipse Class Star Dreadnaught...

Reply #2796 Top

Gimme a Type 1a Hypernova. Or multiple Hypernovae. Or a Gamma-Ray Burst. Or a Black Hole.

On the subject of DoW1 IG- I already think I know what my preferred strat will be. Simply sit behind a line of Kasrkins+Ogryns, pounding the enemy with Basilisk artillery+Leman Russ tanks, using a Baneblade to vaporize enemy vehicles, and a Vindicare Assasin behind enemy lines spotting and killing builders+heroes.

I say builders+heroes for the Vindicare target list, as it can 1-shot builders.

Reply #2797 Top

See? The defense line to clear the way and scoot up method works!

Meanwhile, give me a Type 2 (Orbital) Siege Cannon with Bentusi Power Grid Upgrades and I will destroy whatever province the line is on.

Reply #2798 Top

well that is the limit I have over IG tactics, now lets talk SM tactics

9 - 10 man squads with a flamer/heavy plasma gun each with veteran seargent

that will hold the line

Reply #2799 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 2777
they hold the line because of commisars

expect them to hold the line of their own and they run

threat them to shoot them in the head..wait not just threat them do it

and they MIGHT fight

 

-Exile
End of tesb's quote

 

"If you will not serve on the front line, then you will serve on the firing line."

Reply #2800 Top

@Ryat- don't forget the Heavy Bolters.

You also want to have another squad with Missile Launchers+Lascannons.