but what IS the lifespan of a car?

as I have seen here in australia, they usually fall apart within 10 years, so if the car was under 2 years old it's caryears age would be less than 20 caryears and deemed to be a child/teenager, but if it was older than 2 years then it would have been over 20 caryears and therefore deemed to be adult.

harpo

That's why I like dealership cars. I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

10 is about right.

okay, car molestation is just freaky, even the invention of it is freaky

may have to report this to a moderator and stop this thread here at this last post

Good news is that if you read my above posts, you'll know the only reference to molestation is a joke. BUT I do know a guy who was a total car junky and finally acheived his dream of owning his dream muscle car. He got so excited, he actually tried something a bit freaky with it and ended up in the hospital. When he came back to school, we were having a field day making fun of the guy.

darn you draakjacht

and I was thinking of voting to make you president

and we are just pushing the stories BEYOND the breaking point, just to see what happens, just as 'your' junkie found out.are you sure it was not you?

harpo

lol, yeah I know

like this one time in band camp......

It definitely wasn't me. I'll do some mean things to my happy stick, but stick it in a car's opening? Hell no!

yeah of course that is something your 'friend' would do right? what is his name draakjacht the second?

get real man you have a problem and cars suffer because of it

-Exile

I didn't say he was a friend, did I? Like I want to go hang out with a guy whose idea of a pickup line is, "Hey, baby. You like unleaded?"

The only problem I have that cars occassionally suffer from is when some dick cuts me off and I'm ready to trash my car in hopes of flipping him off the overpass.

denying and lying will only make thinngs worse draak. the first step to a solution of your problem is to admitt that you have one. even if it is something as wicked as under age car abuse to get you all freaky

-Exile

wow, with all of this pyscho analysis garabage you are using tesb must mean you have a fetish yourself

no u

(see what i did there)

-Exile

no, what did you do?

I barely understand pyschobabble

Somehow breaking whole words down to simple letters on a forum is psychobabble. Ah, the sciences have hit a new low.

what is there not to understand?

maybe you were a little child when you saw your dads car get molested by draakjacht and that is why you deny understanding of my posts as a mean to protect yourself from hideous childhoodimages when your were  vurnable and innocent.

get help

-Exile

There has to be a motivational poster for a time like this.

no you do not get it:

type random letters and see others despair it is quite fun

-Exile

You have no idea how sidetracked I got finding this.

ahahaha

-Exile

theres no such thign as rape if you enjoy it...

your feelings are not relevant that of the victim you rape are

-Exile

agreed, though if the rapee enjoys it?

then its not rape

rape: an annual plant whose leaves are used for fodder

ooops wrong definition

rape: the crime of having sexual intercourse with a person forcibly and without consent