I would give you karma but, I let the feds in on the cut. Capiche.

{she reminds me of lady gaga?}

I would give you karma but my sonic boom just went bust.

I would give you karma but my efforts at breaking the sound barrier resulted in merely breaking wind.

I would give you karma, but the gem of my harem is dismayed...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but I woke up too early.

I would give you karma but,  it's time for super HOT coffee. 

What's a matter Xer07? Now what did you do?? 

Lol, I didn't do anything, personally. Her dad is just coming home from deployment overseas and...he's not exactly the ideal father.

I'd give you karma, but you're obsessed with coffee...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but I'm off to a quiet place to exercise my brain.

Brain excersizes? Chess does that enough for me - but for some reason I can't play online to save my life. I need to physically see the board.

I'd give you karma, but too much silence bugs the hell out of me. I always need soft background noise, like my fish tank.

Xer0 \^/

I'd give you karma but silence is golden.

I'd give you karma, but noise is Platinum.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but we're not in metallurgy class.

I would give you karma but we ARE in metallurgy class. You just fell asleep and are dreaming of posting on the forums about how we aren't.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but you're in the wrong place at the wrong time.... and the only metal... um, class I was ever in was heavy.  Long Live Yngwie Malmsteen.

I would give you karma, but that, too was a dream. You've been asleep all your life, and now you must choose. You can take the red pill and awaken, learn the truth of reality... or you can take the blue pill and stay asleep.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but, yes my morning coffee..     

Yeah, I guess things change when Dad get's back. Especially a military one.  Remember he was young once to though. So he knows what your thinking. Basically....    

Nah, not that. Her dad basically sits around and shouts at everyone for being too loud... probably why she easily falls for soft guys who she thinks will make good daddies..

I'd give you karma, but Notch told me not to.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but another notch up can't hurt too too much.

I would give you karma but I've got so many notches in my belt it a wonder it's can still keep ma pants up.

I would give you karma, but octupus.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but a designer big belt with pre-fashioned notches seems to be in order.

I was gonna give you karma but now I'm thinking a belt would be better. haha

Aaah now that's just really nice.  

Lol, I guess.

I'd give you karma, but I sort of let her down with my "I dont want kids" policy.

Xer0 \^/

I'd give you karma but I think, with your "I don't want kids policy", a good dose of virile might be in order instead.

I would give you karma but investing in the future is a good thing.