I would give you karma but justice? Isn't that an alien concept?

I would give you karma but the courthouse is closed and you'll have to take your poetic justice to a magistrate in the next hick town if you want it heard this week.

I would give you karma but, time for some coffee love.    

I would give karma but....................I'm ba'ack! Ha ha ha ha ha    lol

I would give you karma, but the ladies require all my attention. Ohai, Melissa...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but you seem to be preoccupied. Enjoy.

I would give you karma but Windows 8 has damn well befuddled my temperament and I'm feeling too f**n cranky to push that piddling little button

I would give you karma but, Love that coffee. 

I would give you karma but I 86'd that bad dream. (meaning Win 8)

I would give you karma but I'm watching an oldie but a goodie on TV... Desperate Measures with Michael Keaton and Andy Garcia.

I would give you karma but, Keaton should have been in alot more movies. Garcia too for that matter. 

I would give you karma, but mine was in D.B. Coopers satchel.

I would give you karma but I gots the satchel.

I would give you karma but me did empty it afore ye snatched it.

I would give you karma but, I had already replaced it with a decoy.

I would give you karma but you didn't look in the hidden compartment. Cookies. Yum!

I would give you both karma but I intercepted it at the source and took out all the valuable... including the ones in the secret compartment, and replaced them with fakes worth eff all.

I would give you karma but, look what I found instead.   Yup, the green lantern was here. 

I would give you karma but I'm protected by the pink fairy and her magic wand... orright, her thunderstick

I would give you karma but my lappy says its 6pm

I would give you karma but your lappy's wrong... i just looked and it's 1.16am

I would give you karma but, this is better...   mMmmmm

I would give you karma but I prefer shandy... pints of it.

I would give you karma but, it's to early for me. haha  Once upon a time I would have joined you though....

I would give you karma but the Feds might tax it.