I would give you karma but that silver outfit got me all excited, then I was blinded by the headlights.

I would give you karma but you need to enhance your calm

I would give you karma but IROK is banned for the return of the Silver ONESS

I would give you karma but but I've just realised that you're the purple people eater and you're holding the smoking gun

I would give you karma but my other avatars have gone AWOPTDS

I would give you karma but I cannot pay avatars that have gone MIAWPA

I would give you karma but I forgot what the letters stand for.

I would give you karma, but I'm way to busy collecting it to give any.

I would give karma but the exorbitant amount of lunacy is ...........................

not too shabby

I would give you karma but... lunacy runs in my family, except when it got to me it galloped.

I would give you karma but the sane part of me is out to lunch ... still.

I would give you karma but the insane part of me has temporarily lost its control of me, and the sane part is a tight fisted old bastard who wouldn't give a dog a flea.  Please call back later, and hopefully nut-job starkers is at home instead.

I would give you karma but it's 2012 and the world has ended

I would give you karma but I'm annoyed that the world ended without me.

I would give you karma but the world forgot to stop so I could get off.

I would give you karma but,   Happy New Year

I would give you karma, but what does a santa hat have to do with new year?

-Twi

I would give you karma but its what's left of Santa once all the running up and down chimneys are done.

You can only shrink so many times. lol

I would give you karma but you'd know more about shrinkage than most... but with a bit of luck you'll have some thermal underwear this time next winter.

I would give you karma but my thermals are too cozy.

I would give you karma but if you already have thermal undies and are still suffer shrinkage, maybe we need to start a fund for you to get a bigger implant.

I would give you karma but.................then I'd have to kill you.

I would give you karma, but last time I checked, karma isn't tangible.

I would give you karma but the cockatoos are mating in my backyard and the noise is deafeningly distracting.

I would give you karma, but I'm too busy mating, and can't hear you over the screams coming out of my mouth.