I would give you karma but, I never even finished the movie.    It's like I kept waiting for it to get better. 

I would give you karma, but it's funny to see how many ways one can make fun of the movie...

It's hilarious.

KARMA

I would give you karma but hilarity came first

I would give you karma but you are all so mean

I would give you karma but, you don't mean that.   

I would give you karma but I mean 50% of what I say and the other 50% I intend.

And... I'd give Fuzzy karma but he's the kind of bloke who'd leave the toilet seat up then blame me when some lady complained about sitting on the cold, hard rim.

I would give you karma but, not to mention the hole size of that cold rim. One could disappear. Or an unplanned cold shower.    

I would give you karma but your tush is all wet and stuff

I would give you karma but, I'm a woman of constant sorrow. 

I would give you karma, but cheer up first, you're depressing.

I would give you karma but, humor and kind words help.      or

I would give you karma but I laughed too hard.

and here is some karma.

I would give you karma but, in fact I will cuz your sense of humour is impeccable.    

I would give you karma, but I think we're missing the point of the game.

I would give you karma, but I have to go look for that missing point. I know it's around here somewhere. 

I would give you karma, but you'll probably find the point when you poke yourself with it by accident.

I would give you karma but, please remember to buckle up.    Are we there yet?  

I would give you karma, but the Scotsman in my head says "noo."

I would give you karma but, do you wear a kilt?  Maybe your cold....

All kidding aside, sometimes we have to follow our hearts.   

I would have given you karma but the sight of that Scots man's bare arse distracted me and I missed the button.

I would give you karma but, those are professionals. Don't try that at home. 

I would give you karma but a chill went right up my ... never mind.

I would give you karma but, well now there you see, it must happen when your, ahem, humpin snow.   Just sayin.

I would give you karma but that silver outfit makes your ass look big

I would give you karma but, ah, you noticed.    And Happy New Year to you vulcan.