I'd give you karma, but you quadruple posted

I would give you karma, but you forgot to mention that he has to request his victory karma from the OP.

Good luck with that, IFear hasn't been seen in months, I think he caught a virus...

-Twi

I would give you karma, but I don't like signatures.

-numerarius5988am

I would give you karma but you little  hypocrite.

Banned for forgetting to use grammar.

I would give you karma but intentional is intentionality.

I would give you karma, but I don't approve of intentionally horrid grammar.

I give karmas would you because I normally care would and bother fix to my grammars, but bother it do you and I won't stop so.

I would give you karma, except for the fact that if your attempted intentional degradation of language is continued to be iterated it will eventually become completely unrecognizable and essentially meaningless to everyone except the writer.

I would give you karma, but I'm too busy enjoying what I see to be a ticked off person... Are you?

No, but I would give you karma, except you would enjoy watching a person be angry.

I would give you karma, but I never get angry, I only get annoyed, so I enjoy watching people who do get angry.

I would give you karma, except you're sadistic and I find that to be sad.

I would give you karma, but I won't because I'm sadistic.

I would give you karma, but I haven't found a reason to yet.

I wouldn't give you karma because I like women.

I wouldn't give you karma because of randomness.

I wouldn't give you karma because I enjoy messing with people far too much... I'm sorry, you are my victim for today.

I hope that you don't mind.

I would give you karma, except you seem to be delusional.

I would give you karma but I'm seeing things.

I would give you karma, but instead I've called the paramedics.

I would give you karma, but they're taking me away! HELP!

I would give you karma but I don't know where they took you.

-Twi

I would give you karma, but you don't know that they took him to the surface of the sun. 

I would give you karma but you can only travel to the sun at night, when it's not shining or the ambulance will melt.