I would give you karma, but it seems as if you need a major life restructure.

I would you karma, but you haven't produced the proper bribes yet.

I would give Xer0 Karma, but I haven't yet met the person who could depress me simply by existing within 10 feet.

-Twilight Storm

I would give you karma, but then you might feel inclined to stop helping Xer07...

I would give you karma, but I am never inclined to not help someone who genuinely needs it.

-Twilight Storm

I would give you karma, but I wish that I could help people that shove all help away...

I would give you karma, but it's hard to do, sometimes you have to trick them.  Which is difficult when you aren't allowed to lie like me...

-Twilight Storm

I would give you karma, but lying will lead to bad social outcomes. Good choice.

I'd give you karma

But I'm too busy playing Heavy Rain.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma 

but you don't deserve it.

I would give you karma, but "you don't deserve it" has been overused in this game.

-Twilight Storm

I would give you karma but I haven't read all posts

I would give you karma, but you entered this battlefield unprepared.

-Twilight Storm

I"d give you karma

but you're banned.

Xer0 \^/

I'd give you karma, but now YOUR BANNED

I'd give you karma

but I unbanned myself

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but everyone on this page is from the same forum (except me) and I don't want to show favoritism.

I would give you karma, but then that might be seen as a welcoming thing.

I would give you karma but your post isn't #3000

I wouldn't give karma to any of you, you're all karma whores. Diplo server is dead  :'(

I would give you karma but you set off my TROLL-DAR.

-Twilight Storm

I would give you karma but I have radar jamming.

I would give you karma, but I have combat sensors!

-Twilight Storm

I would give you karma but I have sub orbital superweaponry aimed right at you.

Happy Birthd... AAAIIIIGGGHHH!!!! BOOM!

I'd give you karma but I just blew up your solar system. Have a nice day

I would give you karma, but I need some to feed my pet aliens.