It sucks when:

* you're 'horizontal dancing; and there's an urgent knock at the door.

* coitus interuptus is your love interest's hubby arriving home early from work.

* you try to hide by stepping into a closet, but instead step through the front door as he's coming in the back.

* it's a very, very busy street and you didn't have time to get dressed.

* the cop who arrests your for indecent exposure is your love interest's hubby.

* It sucks when you go to a restaurant with a friend and then seeing what you both got want his.

* It sucks when your wife says "Darling it's our Anniversary, what do you want to do?" and you answer, "Observe 2 minutes of silence."

* It sucks when women are discussing 'Love Marriage' vs. 'Prearranged': Like murder is better than suicide?

It sucks when:

* your wife reports her mother (who lives with you) missing, then later the cops ring: "Sir, we have found your missing mother-in-law safe and well and are now bringing her home.

* the presiding judge determines your punshment for bigamy is 2 mother-in-laws, then orders they both move in with you.

* your mother-in-law likes you... but that means what should be a simple peck on the cheek turns into her tongue being in your halfway down your throat.

* you complain to your father-in-law about it and he says: "So what, at least she's leaving me alone!"

* you complain to your wife as well and she says: "Don't fight it, then that way you're leaving me alone!"

It sucks when:

* you have a USB external HDD case and the manufacurer has it overseas for 6 months cos a fault won't let Vista read it... then they tell you it's out of warranty when you need to return it cos the problem isn't fixed.

* you need to buy a new external HDD case to go with your IDE drive and your PC store says it can't get them any more... only SATA ones.

* you also have to buy a new SATA drive cos the bastards kept you waiting for 6 months of your warranty period and didn't resolve the issue

* you have an IDE External HDD case that cost you $70.00... and now it's totally useless.

* you're that angry you wanna punch those responsible in the throat, but can't cos they're overseas and your passport expired.

probably just as well...

Yep, I hear the prisons over there are atrocious... no luxuries whatsoever, such as toilet paper or running water to wash your hands (anything else).  What's more, no single cells... gotta share 'em with rats,cockroaches and other vermin.

Nope, not for me... passport can stay expired.

here i am late as usual

but it sucks

when you really do get ants in your pants

when i was a little girl i sat on an ant hill talk about being in the hot seat my seat was on fire

It sucks when you buy an all-in-one wireless printer and one month later it won't work right but customer service says there was only a 21 day return period and tech support can't get it through their heads (in English) that it isn't the wireless setup that's wrong, it's that the printer just won't PRINT!! 

True story...I was thirteen at the time.

It sucks when:

You're playing with friends and you run into your backyard trip and fall face first into a large mound of dog doo left behind by your dad's great dane.

When you crying to your mom and she breaks down laughing her head off.

When your dad does the same then gives the dog a bone and says..."Good job Princess"

It totally sucks when:

* you shut down your PC to go pick up a new HDD for your external case... and it WON'T reboot when you get back.

* you eventually find out your 7.5 month primary OS drive died and took out the media and skin backup partitions with it.

* it had to die moments before all that stuff could be backed up externally as well.

* it's going to take almost 3 days to get things back the way they were.

It Sucks:

When for three days you carry your umbrella with you and it doesn't rain and the one day you don't have it does.

When the ground is wet and your shoes soak up the water like a pair of sponges.

When you take off your soaking wet socks and the aroma makes you want to puke.

that's a real slap in the face starkers... 

really bad timing...

Really sorry, mate. Sux bigtime. Major sympathy streaming your way.

Thanks, mate, but it's not symapathy I need!  I'm anxious for a few new cuss words cos I think I wore all mine out.

It sucks big time when:

* you've worn out all your cuss words in one session and you're too effing angry to make up any new ones.

* you wanna let out a massive starkerbark instead and forgot the curried cabbage for dinner the night before.

* you grunt and groan for 20 minutes to muster one up and only manage a lady-like squeaker.

* the lady-like squeaker isn't powerful enough to blow away the evidence and you're left with skidmarks.

* you've done no laundry since the missus went to Tassie and got no clean undies.

* your son offers you a pair of his brand new undies with elephant ears on the sides and eyes above the peek-a-boo fly... and the waist is 10 sizes too small.

* you emulate the effect to impress a lady friend and she remarks: "Oh, ok, did that elephant have 3 parts of its trunk amputated or was it born that way?"

 Here ya go! קוס אמו,הינעל רובול אבו, קוס אוחתו,ארס,גחבה

Just realize that's Hebraicised Arabic. Sorry...there aren't any curse words in Hebrew itself. We have to resort to other languages...in the above case, our cousins'.

I'm glad you explained that... was beginning to think I had gone cross-eyed for a moment there.

What?  A language with NO cuss words????  Now that sucks!  I mean, what was Noah supposed to do when building the Ark and hit his thumb with the hammer... and poor Moses when he was chiseling the stone tablets and the chisel slipped and cut his leg that was holding the tablet still???

Yup, that sucks orright!  No cuss words so they had to go let it out by kicking a goat or something.  Guess Noah was better off than Moses, then...

he had an Arkful of animals. 

When your playing a war sim and hear from the guy behind you..Fire in the hole!!! *tink* tink* tink* OMG!.........

Someone eats all the pizza without me..

You realize how tough, wet papersacks really are..

When your Birthday candles need to be 6 inches long so the majority of them havent completely melted away, before thier all finished being lit.

Someone eats all the pizza without me..

You wake up one morning and realize the only thing holding up your chest.... is your belt..

It sucks when:

* you try to explain away your increased waistline as being that your chest has slipped and nobody believes you

* you can't afford plastic surgery so have to tie your hair back very tightly to pull out all the wrinkles

* you've successfully been doing this for years but suddenly notice you've a double chin... and the doc says: "It's your nuts!"

* you order a low fat pizza delivery and it arrives... minus cheese and toppings.

* you buy a new outfit and ask your spouse how it looks on... they then pack a lunch and waterbottle to express it's gonna be a long walk around to sum it up.

* you have to stop feeding the ducks cos the park railings won't go around you anymore.

it sucks when

you are out with your sister who is 2 years younger than you and every one thinks you are her mother

at least people thought my mom and i were sisters when i was younger guess the gene pool passed me by

or people need glasses yes thats it  they need glasses

Hehe, it sucks when:

* you're out with your daughter and get asked if you're her grandfather.

* your daughter answers and says: "No, but he sure does look the part, doesn't he!"

* looking for revenge you say: "Well looking after a bugger of a kid aged me severely!" and the questioner kicks you in the shin and berates you for being unkind to "such a lovely girl."

* you're out with your wife and somebody yells out: "Cradle snatcher!" cos you refuse to dye your grey hair and she does.

* at 15 you wanna be with an older woman... and at 57 you don't have the energy, even if you had the inclination to be with one. Hehe, Sorta reminds me of Pink Floyd's Free Four:

You should re-create that and put it on YouTube. It would go viral! 

It sucks when you are riding a 10 speed bike in a paddock and you  get thrown off and land face first  in a pile of cow dung, true story it hapened to me

It sucks when I'm reading this post at 4:10 am when I should be in bed!

It sucks when:

* you leave about 20 regular items off your regular grocery list to economise and the bill at the checkout comes to $22.00 more than it did the previous month... yup, happened to us today.

* that particular supermarket chain (Woolworths) enters localised predatory pricing wars to cut the throats of smaller competitors, and once those are eliminated, Woolworths prices skyrocket to all time highs in those areas.

* greed overrides ALL other considerations.

yeah......coles too...squeeze out the little guy...

they're like black holes....