Good ol' double-bagger!

It sucks when:

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast. Turns out it was made during the Renaissance.

You're trying to daydream, but your mind kept wandering.

It sucks when:

You can't come up with a thing that sucks.

When you reach 60 if you open your eyes in the moring and see the sun, nothing much can suck.  Now if that doesn't happen, well..............

It sucks when:

you order a faster DSL service from your ISP and while you're waiting for them to install it, the DSL you have gets slow as dial-up. Is it a clever ploy to make the "new" service seem faster when you finally get it?

It sucks when:

* You get upper abdomen/chest pains and spend all night (10.20pm - 11.45am the next day) at the hospital.

* It happens to be your birthday and ER won't chuck a party to celebrate it with you.

* They tell you that you most likely have gall and/or kidney stones.... but they feel more like boulders.

* They give you half a dozen morphine shots but its too busy fighting pain that you can't get high.

* They give you meds to take home.... and none of them are morphine.

* It's pissing down when you finally get outside and you get drenched getting to your ride.

Starkers, it DOES suck to have kidney stones. I had some on both sides at once and they were too big to pass so they knocked me out and blasted them to smithereens with a laser. Twice. I did get Vicodin to take home though.....

So if you have them I'm feelin' for ya!

And, it sucks to have your spellchecker make the word green and you can't get it to go away!

It sucks when:

You wake up in the middle of the night more than once to pee.

You just get comfortable all nice and snuggly and the alarm goes off.

Have wierd dreams that you wish you could remember because they were so cool.

Thanks muchly for that, MG, I appreciate the thought.

Yeah, it could be kindney stones as well, but given my symptoms, the medicos believe I have gall stones... and geez, they hurt like a bitch every time I eat something... anything.

Me thinks the curried cabbage b'day cake is off the agenda for this year, then.

It sucks when:

*you wake up more than once (twice) in the middle of the night to pee but only get up once.

* you just get comfortable all nice and snuggly... then realise it's after the second time you needed to pee.

* you have weird dreams you wish you could forget, but can't because the puddle in the bed is very real.

It sucks when:

* you pass a large kidney stone and it cracks the toilet bowl.

* you turn on running water to help you pee, and by the time you're done the bathroom has flooded.

* a female guest complains bitterly that there's no lock on the outhouse door... but rather than admit you can't afford one, you say: "So, who'd wanna pinch a bucket of shit, anyhow."

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It sucks when:

* my stomach is screaming in hunger like my throat's been cut, but every time I eat it upsets the apple cart and hurts like a bitch.

* it looks like I'll have another stint in the hospital... and entry to the nurses quarters is by an electronic key, which I don't have.

It sucks when:

A good friend is sick and you don't have his phone number to call him to cheer him up. 

It really sucks when your time online is limited so you can spend time being with friends to cheer 'em up. But not to worry too too much. There is much muchness here for you some this... some this... some this...:karma: :karma: :karma: little bit this... couple these...       sneak one these...after... throw in these guys and before ya know it.......a big smile cracks you face from ear to ear and you say....hi...lol

It sucks when your at work and your still forced to use ie6.

It sucks when you're so out of shape that creating a little old flower bed like this one I made today for my wife can kick my ass!!  Which it did! I am sore in places I didn't know I had places!!!

^^^^^^^ My wife would love that! Fantatsic work RedneckDude! I tip my hat to you good sir.    Hope you feel better.

OK, then, I still feel fer ya, 'cause my mother had THOSE and waited to do anything until her gallbladder burst and she nearly died! So, please, don't put off getting it treated. It's an easy op while the stones are still in their little bag, but quite another when they have to pick them out of your insides one by one! 

It sucks when:

You tell someone an icky story to get a point across!

No worries, I am heading back to the hospital a little later to get whatever treatment is necessary.  Thanks to Doc giving me a call last night, I am more aware of the gravity of the situation and will not allow it to develop further.  At the moment it is bearable and I'm not in too much pain, but that could change at any moment, especially if I happen to eat something... so until it's sorted I'll stick to watery soups and keep my fluids up.

It sucks when:

* you're comfortable cos your insides are covered with skin, then someone says something "icky" to get the point across and you start thinking about all the squishy bits.

* your normally strong stomach turns to mush because some of your insides are gonna be on the outside

* the lump in your throat from thinking about the 'squishy bits' becomes a projectile and you have to mop it up.

* the thought of having surgery causes trepidation and an uneasy feeling in your bowel....and you become highly embarrassed when the examining doctor presses down on your abdomen to reveal it's ALL gas.

* everyone is looking at you as they evacuate the ER.

Starkers, more than likely they'll do a endoscopic removal. They make a little hole the size of a coin and reach in with a snipper/forceps and nip it off and pull it out the little hole. There's hardly any pain these days! :karma:  

It sucks when:

You live in the U.S. and start to say "the size of a quarter" and then realise maybe not everybody knows how big a quarter is!  

It sucks when:

You're trying like Hell to make someone feel easier and you're probably making it worse.

It sucks when:

you only open your mouth to change feet!

It sucks 'cause you gotta go thru it. But when all is said and done you look back and say......Boy...did that ever suck. Be well my friend. We are here for you. :karma: :karma: :karma: :karma:

It sucks when your work life gets in the way of your internet life. You miss all the gory....um....good....yeah.....LOL

ditto....love those multiple buttons lines at the page top   ......and not being able to use Classic smilies.....etc..etc...    

well...it would help if we knew the size of the "whole" to begin with....

It sucks that gall stones are made of cholesterol and not diamonds....probably not much less suffering, but at least you'd come out ahead for all the discomfort! 

Jim...that's a mighty nice flower be you made.

Yup! That be's it alright. I get 'em all the time usin' BK's 'puter.

It sucks when you see something really cool and a popup comes along and says your 'security setting' isn't good enough to download?? What security? What is this G.W. Bush's version of fast fool stuff?