in an altrenate reality the Clean shaven version of Chuck Norris is fighting the rugged version of Chuck Norris and the effects are spiulling into the rest of the multiverse. We know this effect as the Magnetic Cloud.

Every once in a while one of them lands a roundhouse kick in the other's face. We know that as a Super Nova.

The Guardian's Repulse doesn't knock back Chuck Norris; it only makes him angry and move in even faster.

There was a planet in a distant star system where Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks were about to be tested as a potential propellant for new supercapital class ships.

The star system was propelled to another galaxy.

Chuck Norris can colonize enemy starbases.

Orkulus Colony Pods were initially Chuck Norris' personal apartments, beefed up with luxurious stuff beyond all sanity just to sway Chuck from kicking the starbase out of the system.

Once Chuck said he doesn't need the quarters anymore, the luxuries are slowly being sold in auction houses.
That explains the unending credit income.

Chuck Norris farts gas giants.

Ice planets were volcanic planets, until Chuck Norris came along and gave them his stone cold stare.

You don't seige Chuck Norris's planets. Chuck Norris sends his planet and it seiges you.

Chuck Norris makes a Kostura useful

Building fleets is a waste of time for chuck norris in MP, he just beats you to death through the screen with his home planet

Sins had to be set in space to contain Chuck Norris' awesomeness, the minidumps prove it is not enough...

Space Ponies: Chuck Norris' favorite midnight snack

Chuck Norris has the eye of the tiger

Chuck Norris won the You're banned forum game; in 1986

A space pony once tried to outrun Chuck Norris, it suceeded only to find out Chuck Norris' favorite sport is hunting

If theres one thing Chuck Norris has taught the world, its that fear has two names; Chuck and Norris

This made me lol. Nice one.

Chuck Norris does not phase jump.  He literally just jumps from one planet to the other.  He'll usually get there faster this way.

Every Phase Lane is a residue of such a jump. The matter along that lane is so scared of facing Chuck Norris again that it dissipates whenever something appears at a distance.
This is what makes phase jumping easier.

Thanks alot. Now I lost The Game

I once had a friend who tried to make a star system look like Chuck Norris. I found him on the floor in a coma 5 minutes later. Curiously there was a foot shaped imprint of his face and a foot shaped crack in the computer screen.

The sun is Chuck Norris's used bubble gum.

Culture runs from chuck Norris.

Planets are Chuck Norris' favorite food

so that's the infamous Chuck Norris....*looks in mirror* "hey that looks like"

*silence*

All the Marza's special abilities are derived from the essence of Chuck Norris.

Raze planet: Roundhouse kick planets

Missile barrage: Roundhouse kick ships

Flammable munitions (or whatever it's called :P): Chuck Norris silent stare

There is a reason that Vasari Faces look like the sole of a cowboy boot.

the hulls of kodiak crusiers are reinforced with lint from chuck norris's belly button.

A Kol using Adaptive Forcefield is in fact sending a handful of Chuck Norris wannabies in space suits out to roundhouse kick any projectiles that come nearby.

Why wannabies? If it was Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the projectiles, the Kol would become completely invulnerable (even to minidumps) and all attackers would be hit back by their own projectiles for 2332484275987324102830248345% returned damage.

chuck norris was used as the template for the original alpha unfair ai.  when the devs decided to revamp the unfair level, the ai wouldnt let them.  ic had to hire mr. norris to defeat the ai with a round house kick.  the resulting clash wiped all source code for all ai's making a complete rewrite necessary.

The dark fleet used to be chuck norris.

So did I but I fell asleep doing it. So I think I beat chuck norris

Just thought of it.

The only reason this was started was because Chuck Norris wanted us too.

You can't beat chuck norris. Chuck always wins.

The only way not to be beaten by Chuck is to play Tic Tac Toe and make four moves before Chuck does one.
Even then, you can only hope for a tie.
And you don't want Chuck to participate in a tieBREAKER. He's really good at breaking stuff.

When playing SOASE online, Chuck Norris plays 1v9 and beats all nine opponents with only a Sova Carrier.

"The Vasari are running away from Chuck Norris"

Best one.